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    EDITED TO ADD SERVER IP and info;
    Were now playing on 72.9.146.109

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    Server attributes: Survival, Freedom, No admin cheating/abuses, no map resets, plan to upgrade to 1.15 when it releases.

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    ORIGINAL POST;

    Today we broke ground on the new Timberwolf Warehouse, in less than a day the building is nearly dryed in and a team of expert mechanics from Monolith Railways are already on site fitting the rail system. This picture represents substantial progress on Phase one of the Timberwolf Warehouse, which at full capacity with the chests pictured will store over 1.6 million items. This is an exciting new chapter for the Monolith, the Free Fonaplats Army, and our other partners.





    For leasing inquiries please contact me or Scrawny

    Yours in perpetuity,
    The Monolith Minister of Agriculture

    *edit , added dramatic zoomshot
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Naturally Camouflaged [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Whoah WTF? Where is this?
  3. #3
    damn this nigga wasnt fucking around when he said he needed chests
  4. #4
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Naturally Camouflaged [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    Muscle Jock has done major construction in the nether, wow!



    Earlier I met Scron and we hung out in Gay Village
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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Muscle Jock has done major construction in the nether, wow!


    Earlier I met Scron and we hung out in Gay Village


    Gay Village is coming back big I tell you, there are some really exciting revitalization projects slated for the region.

    That picture in the nether is of MuscleJock Island ( many just call it 'Muscle' Island ) , the main hub of the NetheRail. I hadn't posted it yet because construction has been delayed while our engineers learn about those fancy European rail-switches, I'll wait till it has seen substantial progress to share a glorious photo of it. On the plus side once completed it will allow for a "one-seat" ride to/from any major destination. We are currently in talks with the leaders of many big name settlements to add several exciting new routes. Keep an eye on this project becuase in December it will probably blow your damn socks off.

    In other NetheRail news, here is the Historic King's Castle NetheRail station located at the Portal to King Fonaplats Castle near world spawn ( currently Los Carnales Territory ).

    Currently this station has only one connection, via the incredible new ExpressTunnel to MuscleJock Island. This ExpressTunnel route entered official service on Nov 4, 2019 and saves the rider over 30 seconds per trip compared to the old LegacyRail ( which is still ride-able , and accessible just outside the station ). A major benefit of the ExpressTunnel is the full-encasement by a special high strength glass made by the Los Carnales. This coating prevents Ghasts from seeing and targeting the riders, a major safety problem on the LegacyRail. Riding the ExpressTunnel truly is a convenient, relaxing and safe experience. So come try it today and enjoy this scenic new route.


    ^Above, a Ghast goes on her way - oblivious to the comfortable passenger riding in a NetheRail express tunnel below.

    Speaking of this ExpressTunnel, contractors hired from Monolith Railways are expected to finish a major upgrade to the tunnel today. Tunnel height is being increased from two blocks to three which will greatly increase safety. Currently riders who disregard safety instructions and exit their minecarts during the trip are wedged in too-small of a space between the cart and the tunnel ceiling causing them to be fatally ejected through the tunnel floor into lava. After two recent incidents, it was decided this cannot happen any longer on a modern railway!


    ^ Notice the increased tunnel height compared to the photo with the Ghast above.
    Pictured above, a Monolith Railway worker carries new glass through a newly heightened section of the ExpressTunnel.


    ^Above, a Monolith Railway worker contracted to work on the NetheRail ExpressTunnel upgrade risks-all to make the NetheRail safer and more convenient for riders.

    Please contact a representative from NetheRail today if you are interested in adding a new route to your settlement.
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I count 1,492,992 spaces, not including the trolly chests.
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    fuck falcon server
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    SERVER IP: 72.9.146.109


    Server attributes: fREEEDOM, Survival, no admin cheating/abuse, no map resets, 1.14 but intend to upgrade to 1.15 when available
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    Here is a demo of the WNAP ( Willy Nelson Aggregate Plant ) production floor which was built in November.

    The facility allows the Monolip to duplicate Sand, Gravel, and Concrete powder. With all four machines running, production capacity totals 35,606 items per hour. Duplicated items are sent through the portal and into the End Dimension where they are automatically sorted and stored at the Luanne Platter Warehouse (LPW) which is fully functional, but still receiving cosmetic upgrades. Photos of LPW to come soon.

    Because the world must be loaded around machinery for it to function, useful operation of the WNAP required two players/accounts - one to load the Aggregate Plant, and one to load the Warehouse that receives the products. To preserve our precious plurals, we have just finished construction of the new WNAP-CLITS ( Willy Nelson Aggregates Plant - Chunk Loader In The Sky;

    The Willy Nelson CLIT, along with it's sister-machine in the nether;

    cleverly use classified game mechanics to keep the WNAP loaded and processing on the server even with no player in proximity. We just automated a mans job but he will be receiving a lifelong universal basic income, paid in high quality sand.

    Join the best MC server now and just stfu and do nude selfys
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Naturally Camouflaged [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Niggas be doing PhD level autism lego
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  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    I have been working hard on getting an active player base

    I won't have graph data until 6pm but spamming the server IP on the vatican minecraft server has inflated our numbers and pushed us high on the rankings on minecraft-mp

    Captain Falcon Desert Survival is ranked 6880

    we are at 2028 in one day and I have barely put any effort into advertising. Higher ranking means more visibility in searches
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  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    holy chit

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Don't forget to vote for the server, you can vote every 7 hours so make sure to do it daily

    https://minecraft-mp.com/server/239430/vote/

    sorry Fonaplats I had to destroy your addition to the factory. BEES IN 4 DAYS AND PORTAL TRAP IS GETTING EXCITED!

    GRAB ALL THE ZLOTY, CRANK UP THE ZERO TICK FARMS AND GET THOSE GREENHOUSES READY FOLKS





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    Ghost Black Hole
    I will miss you librarian

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    Originally posted by Ghost I will miss you librarian


    Hahahahahahaha oh man STONKS
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I've been focusing on my buddies server, building another xp farm gonna try to include and item sorting system like the ones you guys have built.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    ZLOTY

    Originally posted by Obbe I've been focusing on my buddies server, building another xp farm gonna try to include and item sorting system like the ones you guys have built.

    i see you used to play aztek MC :3
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Ghost ZLOTY



    i see you used to play aztek MC :3

    How do you know what servers I've been on?

    That's a good server too.
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    Originally posted by Obbe How do you know what servers I've been on?

    That's a good server too.

    I tried to find your recent server history so i could join your buddys server and griff it >:3

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I tried to find your recent server history so i could join your buddys server and griff it >:3


    How do you check my server history?
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    Only listed servers will show up so nobody can see your friends server

    https://minecraft-statistic.net/en/player/Obbe.html
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