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  1. #1
    Wariat African Astronaut
    Last night I decided to get drunk again and try to be social or get laid. So I went to the Irish pub in old town warsaw. I met this older ukrainian chick with short hair. And after a while I got jelous as she dwnced with other dudes and her attention wasnt devoted to me and left. The crazy thing was she danced with me and really took charge of anything that would happen. I felt like i had no free will and whether me and her kissed or not would depend on ner kissing me not the other way around. And the other crazy thing was she was a bit over the top like her arms i could tell were a bit flabby on the sides (mest curls?) so I she was around 48 yet acted like she had the choice of men up her whim. This people is the reason i domt trust females wnd prefer not to be around them most of the time and a one night stand is the longest I can jsually stand them for. However, I do regret not sticking it out a but longer or getting her number. She may have been i to me as her friends left and she still stayed despite saying she had tod rive somewhere the next day. She also seemed to remember me or clsimed she did from like two yrs ago when i first got here.
  2. #2
    Sounds like a lame time you should have drank a flaming red headed meth slut, passed out early and woke up high as fuck tripping on D X M like I did



    I guess you can't win them all eh Wario
    I wonder what raphael is up to
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Wariat African Astronaut
    why would you care what raphael is up to? he is up to no good. i can tell you that much.
  4. #4
    Different Raphael sorry
  5. #5
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Wariat why would you care what raphael is up to? he is up to no good. i can tell you that much.

    But being bad is “good”, right? Please just commit your crime that you’re gonna eventually do. Get it over with now, so you can fulfill your destiny of living with your prison heroes.
  6. #6
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I wonder how Polish prisons compare to American ones.
  7. #7
    Wariat African Astronaut
    Holy fuck I just realized I have her pic on my phone.

  8. #8
    Wariat African Astronaut
    Thats the chicks.
  9. #9
    STER0S Tuskegee Airman [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    grylls wants a dick pic.
  10. #10
    Wariat African Astronaut
    Hey technologist, why do you think these bitches are so attracted to me ur age?
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