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  1. #21
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    This seems like a lawyer built for Bill Krozby.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Greenspam Sometimes you need an attorney to get what belongs to you back to you.

    Attorneys aren't just Criminal defenders.

    there are many types of law.


    but of course there are attorneys who are there for those questionable violations and naughties. Like why Cant I hang by butt out of a window and poop out of it if the poop goes into a green belt area that animals like deers make poopings?

    or specialized in sexual sault cases.
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  3. #23
    G African Astronaut
    I keep mine on a retainer, never know when you may need one.
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  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by G I keep mine on a retainer, never know when you may need one.

    smart move older bromo
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    but narc all drugs/dwi/pi cases aside, williamson county is the next county next to me and they are known for huuuuge flagrant faggotry with how they prosecute the people that live there. Awhile back I got a traffic ticket on an empty road.. just minding my own buisness, not fucked up or anything and this cop followed me for several miles before pulling me over for not using a left turn signal, but whats even fucked up is that that gont the gonts talking about in the second video went to prison for 25 years for not killing his wife.. and they are just like ooh my bad dawg, such bullshit. here in prison you get mandatory towel wippins and free fucks from jamain. thats so fucked up
  6. #26
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by G I keep mine on a retainer, never know when you may need one.

    How much is the monthly fee? Does he deduct the monthly from any needed legal service for that month before invoicing you? Does he roll over any unused funds for the month?
  7. #27
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How much is the monthly fee? Does he deduct the monthly from any needed legal service for that month before invoicing you? Does he roll over any unused funds for the month?

    $350 per month & yes it's roll-over, I've never had to pay any additional even when shit arises. Been on this plan for 10+ years, I don't even have to appear in court any more lol.
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by G $350 per month & yes it's roll-over, I've never had to pay any additional even when shit arises. Been on this plan for 10+ years, I don't even have to appear in court any more lol.

    that pretty good bromo
  9. #29
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny or specialized in sexual sault cases.

    Well sounds like you're experienced in having knowledge in this. Rape Much?
  10. #30
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist


    Hmm.
  11. #31
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "yeah that looks readable"

    *save as .jpg*
  12. #32
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    I've never gotten a new lawyer

    Never had an old one to begin with

    Feels good being a law abiding citizen who doesn't rape, get DUIs, abandon children, or any of that other bromo stuff
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  13. #33
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 6011UM I've never gotten a new lawyer

    Never had an old one to begin with

    Feels good being a law abiding citizen who doesn't rape, get DUIs, abandon children, or any of that other bromo stuff

    Oh STFU Mr Hoidy Toidy.
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  14. #34
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by G I don't even have to appear in court any more lol.

    You could have sold this lie but for that blatant bullshit.
  15. #35
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You could have sold this lie but for that blatant bullshit.

    You know habeas corpus doesnt mean you HAVE to show up, right? See: Trump
  16. #36
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by 6011UM You know habeas corpus doesnt mean you HAVE to show up, right? See: Trump

    Shh, adults are talking. Don't interup us and wait your turn.
  17. #37
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    habeas corpus

    "Have the body" or "Hold Body" in the case of a living I guess.

    So uhh Yeah.. you usually have to be present in court if they have to hold you for the Judge.
  18. #38
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G I keep mine on a retainer, never know when you may need one.

    I keep mine locked in my basement JIK
  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Greenspam habeas corpus

    "Have the body" or "Hold Body" in the case of a living I guess.

    So uhh Yeah.. you usually have to be present in court if they have to hold you for the Judge.

    It all depends on the circumstances. Plenty of instances where a person doesnt have to appear personally in court.

    https://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcrmp/rule_43
  20. #40
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler I keep mine locked in my basement JIK

    In case you need him when you drop through the hole into the tunnel and they recapture you :|
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