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banging your head on a table as hard as you can is the new drug

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    Christ, de berg!!!! (chris deburgh)


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    anyways, I hit my head pretty hard and blacked out, my mom and dad I remember the first thing when I came to, I passed out. I know I did because I passed out the same the other day and I've passed out many times. I've done it on purpose, I've had someone else do it to me on purpose. So I got up as fast as I could to say DON'T CALL ANY-- JRERJE I PASSED OUT THATS ITETTET came up with a lie saying WHEN YOU HIT YOUR HEAD THE BRAIN COMPENSATES BY PUTTING THE LUNGS INTO OVERDRIVE SO THE BODY FORCES ITSELF TO EXERT ANY ENERGY TO KEEP BREATHING AND STAY ALIVE, MY LUNGS WERE INFLATING AND DEFLATING VERY FAST, LIKE AN ATHSMA ATTACK. I PASSED OUT AS A RESULT AND LOOKED LIKE I WAS SEIZING BECAUSE LUNGS.

    something something im probably going to drink myself into a coma today isntedj jj xcant see milo and ,m favorite band mostly that still tours... I'll be wanting to die for months but


    THIS IS A 1ST WORLD PROBLEM. I KNOW IT IS, AND I KNOW THIS IS ALL MEANINGLESS, IF IT HAPPENED TO ANY OF YOU WITH YOUR FAVORITE BAND YOU'D FEEL BAD AND COPE AND LIVE WITH IT.

    I might. but honestly I don't think I will learn to cope for a while. its an oppurtunity thats gone
    \
    I wrote a song called the original west coast ahkmah (jeuneasterrn setting)
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    Needledick Needledick Needledick Tuskegee Airman [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I can't reach my dick to my head, how do I bang it?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Are there any side effects of this new drug?
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    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplolypop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw.............(banned) 1. use a butter knife in a sawing motion to detach it
    2. place on concrete sidewalk
    3. use a 28oz hammer and bang it repeatedly.



    Originally posted by -SpectraL Are there any side effects of this new drug?

    being cool as fuck
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