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There is no such thing as an atheist in a sinking ship...

  1. 2019-11-06 at 12:18 AM UTC
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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ...that God himself torpedoed right before everyones eyes and made all the lifeboats disappear.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. 2019-11-06 at 12:19 AM UTC
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its never to late to ask forgiveness
  3. 2019-11-06 at 12:20 AM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    False god. Fake and gay!
  4. 2019-11-06 at 2:25 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by POLECAT its never to late to ask forgiveness

    why would you ask forgiveness of someone who just torpedo'd your boat and burned all the life rafts you tremendous faggot
  5. 2019-11-06 at 2:39 AM UTC
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra why would you ask forgiveness of someone who just torpedo'd your boat and burned all the life rafts you tremendous faggot

    Be nice, he has a self imposed fog around his head smoking dope. Wait, don't be nice, it's self inflicted.
  6. 2019-11-06 at 1:12 PM UTC
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by aldra why would you ask forgiveness of someone who just torpedo'd your boat and burned all the life rafts you tremendous faggot

    Because its a supreme being that just torpedo'd your boat and burned all the life rafts.

    Being all like "sorry" seems like evolutionarily preferable behaviour in those circumstances.
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  7. 2019-11-06 at 3:06 PM UTC
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    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra why would you ask forgiveness of someone who just torpedo'd your boat and burned all the life rafts you tremendous faggot

    Same reason you sacrifice a goat to the volcano god, or any other sacrifice to a god that allows evil: he must be just, therefore we must be unjust, so let's try to make amends or face certain doom.
  8. 2019-11-06 at 3:34 PM UTC
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra why would you ask forgiveness of someone who just torpedo'd your boat and burned all the life rafts you tremendous faggot

    Because you developed a lot of respect for such a god
  9. 2019-11-06 at 3:57 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra why would you ask forgiveness of someone who just torpedo'd your boat and burned all the life rafts you tremendous faggot

    because if you dont uncle finger is going to come in here and you dont want uncle finger to come in here.
  10. 2019-11-06 at 5:43 PM UTC
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    99% of atheists about to die horribly yell "Oh, my God! Oh, my God!! What God are you referring to?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. 2019-11-06 at 5:43 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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  12. 2019-11-06 at 6:32 PM UTC
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian

    The sad part is the CIA was using him as a tool to get their Russian propaganda out there, pathetically selecting "jokes" as the ready avenue.
  13. 2019-11-06 at 6:43 PM UTC
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    There's no such thing as an atheist while she taking this dick neither
  14. 2019-11-06 at 7:25 PM UTC
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    All these YouTube and LiveLeak videos where people die, they always scream Oh My Gawwwwd! before they die, and my first thought is always, what God? The vast majority of you shitfuckers are Godless.
  15. 2019-11-06 at 8:34 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The sad part is the CIA was using him as a tool to get their Russian propaganda out there, pathetically selecting "jokes" as the ready avenue.

    please elaborate.
  16. 2019-11-06 at 9:30 PM UTC
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian please elaborate.

    It's pretty obvious and doesn't need any explanation. They use these Presidents like hand puppets for their own political objectives, and they find sneaky little ways they can exploit them in front of the people.
  17. 2019-11-06 at 10:53 PM UTC
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because if you dont uncle finger is going to come in here and you dont want uncle finger to come in here.

    and onky you.
  18. 2019-11-06 at 11:04 PM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Because its a supreme being that just torpedo'd your boat and burned all the life rafts.

    Being all like "sorry" seems like evolutionarily preferable behaviour in those circumstances.

    fuck that, climb the mast and call him a nigger
  19. 2019-11-06 at 11:36 PM UTC
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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ^ I can't picture anybody doing that without a bottle of tequila / rum.
  20. 2019-11-06 at 11:39 PM UTC
    #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Captain Morgan
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