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[URGENT] I need to brick my surface, how?

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    filtration Tuskegee Airman
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    lol, first time I've heard of these. clever too - they plug in as a regular USB device and use the 5v to charge a bunch of high-voltage capacitors... when they're full it dumps 220v back on the power line
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I mean you could selectively fry components, touching 24v to virtually anything on the motherboard will cause serious issues
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra

    lol, first time I've heard of these. clever too - they plug in as a regular USB device and use the 5v to charge a bunch of high-voltage capacitors… when they're full it dumps 220v back on the power line

    Hey, that's my trick. Bunch of dirty thieves.
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    related:

    I waited too long to buy insurance for my refurbd laptop but I really want protection for it. Squaretrade or whatever wouldnt do it.. I'm sure its too late but whatever
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    If ive learned anything from 90s hacker movies, its that you cover your tracks by dumping everything in microwaves
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    filtration Tuskegee Airman
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    why the fuck did you wait til the last minute
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I wonder if it'll trigger the water damage stickers if you give it a milk bath
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Yes, they do open it to check the seals.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    depends on who, but yeah generally. that's why the seals are there
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    use one at the gas station. put it inside a lil pizza box or hot pockets box so they cant see what it is
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My junior and senior year of high school I went off to a trade school and they gave us all laptops to do our homework on. The laptops sucked and the internet sucked even worse back then. We had to plug in our internet card for wifi.
    Anyways...
    I had a shit ton of porn on it and I accidentally broke the screen.
    So before taking all my porn collection to the schools pc repairman I had to wipe it.
    All I did was strip off the ends of an extension cord and made some sparks by dragging it along every stupid board and gizmo I could find.

    They gave me a new laptop :)
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    Wariat Dark Matter
    How do you brick a tablet if cops are knocking on your door?
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