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Throwing your own family under the bus.

  1. #1
    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I have made the tentative decision to sell my half-sister into slavery.

    Advice?

    I have nothing to learn, so why not. Just as long as my dad isn't disturbed.
    This is something that needs to be done.
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    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw. (banned) how much? ill take them all

    Just the girl, make me an offer I can't refuse.
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    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw.. (banned) i have room for your parents and other siblings as well. grandparents if theyre available. pets, too.

    The fuck is wrong with you?
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cly The fuck is wrong with you?

    Swamp gas or Argon is my suspicion. he breaths in toxic floridian water that backs up in is septic pump.
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    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    My way or the highway.
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    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw.. (banned) its a deal.

    grab your ankles and whistle dixie…ill give it to you right up the hershey highway

    We will throw in the boy if things go right.
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    flagged for potential human trafficking.. special circumstances involving a minor.

    666


    You people are wicked stupid.
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    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Cly

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    DietPiano Naturally Camouflaged [awhile colour my acaridiasis]
    Next person in the hood asks me for money I'm saying "YO I'M HOMELESS TOO, HOLLA ATCHA BOY!!!"
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Next person in the hood asks me for money I'm saying "YO I'M HOMELESS TOO, HOLLA ATCHA BOY!!!"

    I give at least a few quarters just in case it's Jesus testing me.
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw..... (banned) there is no jesus

    because you're blind.
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    DietPiano Naturally Camouflaged [awhile colour my acaridiasis]
    O contraire mon freir

    Jesus is the most influential person in history. He lived, he died.
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw..... (banned) incorrect.

    there is no god

    Wrong.

    Science has now come to believe there is in fact an intelligent design to our universe.
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    DietPiano Naturally Camouflaged [awhile colour my acaridiasis]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw..... (banned) incorrect.

    there is no god

    Yeah, that makes more sense.
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    DietPiano Naturally Camouflaged [awhile colour my acaridiasis]
    Originally posted by Greenspam Wrong.

    Science has now come to believe there is in fact an intelligent design to our universe.

    Like what
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    DietPiano Naturally Camouflaged [awhile colour my acaridiasis]
    Yeah, but the logs of him saying some crazy shit and gathering troglydykes to do his bidding by claiming he was literally God for 30 years in the year 0 and getting away with it, which is ridiculously hard to do even today, let alone back then took a load of skill. It's a testament to the power of self-actualization's incredible influence on charisma.

    Then they nuked him to smithereens, on the record.
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