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I was attacked in Walnut Creek

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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    I was wiping down my car. it was already getting dusty and I just washed it. I pulled into a office/medical complex to take a piss, and when I came back I was wiping her down.

    I saw some yellow jackets. I don't know what the fuck was in the cleaning spray (Armor all) but they were buzzing the fuck and bouncing off of my car. So I sprayed one with the solution to make him go away. there was two until I sprayed him.. about 5 seconds later I feel what felt like a needle going into my back .. more like a hair snagging times 5 or 6. then about 50 or more of these fuckers show up.

    so now they're coming at the bottle in my hand. and I realize they were trying to sting my car.

    LOL Armor All ?



    find a yellow jacket nest (this one was in a tree it seemed) and spray it with armor all. video tape it, pussies. unless you're allergic to them. I don't want to be responsible if one of you freezes up and goes into shock.
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