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I got a new belt.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Fits good.
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  2. #2
    Admin African Astronaut
    Junk.
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  3. #3
    Originally posted by Admin Junk.

    Agreed. Post your belts. All of them.

    THiS iS NOW A BELT THREAD.

    BELTS INCOMING!
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'll give you something to cry about

    That belt, it's not aesthetically pleasing
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    I forgot my belt while in NYC.. embarassing trying to hold up my pants from Jersey to Manhattan and then while I was checking in.

    I found a hardware store and bought this old looking belt.. like a utility belt without the tool caddy.

    it was a lifesaver yet it cuts into my tummy.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Sudo I'll give you something to cry about

    That belt, it's not aesthetically pleasing



    Originally posted by Greenspam I forgot my belt while in NYC.. embarassing trying to hold up my pants from Jersey to Manhattan and then while I was checking in.

    I found a hardware store and bought this old looking belt.. like a utility belt without the tool caddy.

    it was a lifesaver yet it cuts into my tummy.



    Originally posted by Admin Junk.

    Posts are useless without pix. Shit posts.

    Attached is an image of my belts that I could find in few seconds. I know I have more, but I don't know where I put them, and I don't want to look for them.



    Ask your answers.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Posts are useless without pix. Shit posts.

    Attached is an image of my belts that I could find in few seconds. I know I have more, but I don't know where I put them, and I don't want to look for them.



    Ask your answers.

    do you have to keep flashing your tokarov or whatever guns that you have even when its unrelated ?

    are you showing off ?
  8. #8
    also on topic :

    i had one like this DIYed



    for use with my button fly pants for speedy unpantings.
  9. #9
    HTS highlight reel
    pls autoerotic asphyxiate yourselves to death thank u
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  10. #10
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Admin Junk.

    This. That style belt tends to come apart after it gets a little wet.


    Then again, Fona doesn't go outside or work so it might last him if he can refrain from pissing his pants long enough.
  11. #11
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you have to keep flashing your tokarov or whatever guns that you have even when its unrelated ?

    are you showing off ?

    tokorovs are mediocre. I had one that would jam and the safety would get stuck. I had to take it apart several times. It was all metal tho so that was nice but it was too inconsistent.

    also only the bottom 2 belts on Russians pic aren't terrible
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    Originally posted by Sudo tokorovs are mediocre. I had one that would jam and the safety would get stuck. I had to take it apart several times. It was all metal tho so that was nice but it was too inconsistent.

    also only the bottom 2 belts on Russians pic aren't terrible

    tokarovs are for real men who arent affraid of little jammings.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny tokarovs are for real men who arent affraid of little jammings.

    that's like saying a Ford tempo is for a real man who isn't afraid to push it. I did like the piece tho and wished it worked better
  14. #14
    Bueno motherfucker
  15. #15
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you have to keep flashing your tokarov or whatever guns that you have even when its unrelated ?

    are you showing off ?

    This is a belt thread. Do you know what goes on a belt?


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    Yes, I took the gun out of the holster, the holster off of the belt, the belt out of the belt loops, and then put it on the table to take a pic.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by HTS pls autoerotic asphyxiate yourselves to death thank u

    Do you listen to music, knowing that listening to music is haram?
  17. #17
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you have to keep flashing your tokarov or whatever guns that you have even when its unrelated ?

    are you showing off ?

    He's compensating for his small penis. Guns help him feel strong.
  18. #18
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo tokorovs are mediocre. I had one that would jam and the safety would get stuck. I had to take it apart several times. It was all metal tho so that was nice but it was too inconsistent.

    also only the bottom 2 belts on Russians pic aren't terrible

    Those are terrible too. They look like what my grandpa wore. A good quality leather belt won't crinkle like that. Looks like he got it from a garage sale or something.
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    Originally posted by Sudo that's like saying a Ford tempo is for a real man who isn't afraid to push it. I did like the piece tho and wished it worked better

    i used to drive this company car that had carb overflowing problem so that i had to control the throttle just right so that it doesnt overflow and one trick is to drive on high gear and depress the gas pedal to the metal so that the engine is running rich and slurp up all the excess gasoline but unfortunately this trick doesnt work at the traffic light because without load the engine would rev to the max rpm at half throttle and unable to use up all the gas thats comming in and stall,

    so whenever i stoped at the red light i'd have to pop the hood open, grab a screwdriver and go drain the carb just right, not too much so that it doesnt stall because it ran out of fuel, and not too little so that it doesnt fill up and choke on its own fuel before the light turns green.

    one of the most enjoyable car i'd driven.

    and because it was company car i could smoke and let the ashes land wherever they may fall, mostly on my laps and around the gear lever because i drive with one hand at the wheel and another on the gear lever.







    to time everything right including the throttle or else the carb would overflow and this usually happens when the engine is idling at the red light
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian This is a belt thread. Do you know what goes on a belt?






    Yes, I took the gun out of the holster, the holster off of the belt, the belt out of the belt loops, and then put it on the table to take a pic.

    well if your going to snap the gun together with the belt you might aswell not take it out in the first place.
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