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israel Closes Embassies Worldwide

  1. #1
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://twitter.com/ambassadorlion

    I'm not really sure what's going on here, don't think media's picked it up yet.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    It's apparently a response to new policies enacted by their Ministry of Finance
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    STER0S Tuskegee Airman [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    somethin' goin' down yo

    on teh reelz
  4. #4
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra It's apparently a response to new policies enacted by their Ministry of Finance

    Do you know the policies?

    Foil hats are going to eat this news up.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Sounds like jedis bitching amongst themselves. Which they do all the time - the essence of Judaism is constant conflict. Which isn't even a bad thing, they're genuinely amusing like that.

    I bet no one is heading home, seeking alternative employment, or forgetting to cash this month's paycheck.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Vitamin G Do you know the policies?

    they're not being specific so it'll probably take someone who reads hebrew to explain it.

    Due to the Ministry of Finance's decision to violate the agreements obtained and signed by the Director of the Treasury on 7.21.2019 to force the Israeli Diplomats abroad to the one-sided procedure that alters a decade-long protocol, we are forced to close the consulate. No services will be given to the public and no one will be allowed to enter the consulate.

    We work everyday to promote the status and strength of the state of Israel. Unfortunately, the Ministry of Finance has left us no choice because it harms the essential tools necessary to promote the State of Israel. We hope that the matter will soon be resolved.


    it seems like an extreme response to fiscal policy, if that's the actual reason.
  7. #7
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    The consulate is still open, you've just got to kvetch at them more than usual - and listen to them kvetch back more than usual.
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    roll a quarter under the gate
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  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fucking lol, rereading that I'll bet it's just a change in how their expense claims are filed or something
  10. #10
    Japan-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    That land belongs to Palestine
  11. #11
    DietPiano Naturally Camouflaged
    "no"
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal That land belongs to Palestine

    The land is rightful Irish clay.
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Israel more like jizzrael
  14. #14
    Japan-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    more like isntrael
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  15. #15
    thats dope
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    Originally posted by aldra It's apparently a response to new policies enacted by their Ministry of Finance

    no point having 2 embassies to represent them.

    everyone already knows the US is really israels beach.

    ditto their embassies.
  17. #17
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Imagine what life is like at the Israeli ministry of finance
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  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Very evil people, that government. They always have been, even back to ancient times. They're the ones who had Jesus killed. They're closely associated to the bad aliens. They work hand in hand.
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    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Very evil people, that government. They always have been, even back to ancient times. They're the ones who had Jesus killed. They're closely associated to the bad aliens. They work hand in hand.

    They work hand in hand with your beloved trump.
  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Imagine what life is like at the Israeli ministry of finance

    j'ews j'ewing j'ews from the sound of it
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