So if you make $300 a week on average via abracadabra magic

1. 2019-10-27 at 10:05 PM UTC

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   Admin African Astronaut
   Then that $300 x 52 weeks in a year = $15,600 yearly tax free.
   
   If you make $20,000 gross, after taxes you get about $15,000.
   
   This means that $300 weekly from little things, would be equivalent to adding $20k to your gross income.
   
   So if you only make $30k-$40k yearly from your legit job, you now make $50k-$60k.
   
   
2. 2019-10-27 at 10:12 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   So basically each week you only need to suck 60 dicks at $5 a dick?
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3. 2019-10-27 at 10:14 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Will you just fuck off and suck a dick already?
   
   "I'm the magical gift card man I have a small side hustle hahaha no one ever thought of it before amicoolyet?"
   
   you're extremely boring
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4. 2019-10-27 at 10:29 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   So if you make $300/week and you are in your 30's, you are classified a loser.
5. 2019-10-27 at 10:33 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country So basically each week you only need to suck 60 dicks at $5 a dick?

   
   If you work under the Queensboro bridge the going rate is $5 for just a handjob so I'd probably start there.
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6. 2019-10-27 at 11:06 PM UTC

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   Admin African Astronaut
   Jealousy was expected.
7. 2019-10-28 at 1 AM UTC

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   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
   Huh, I've finally reached that point in my life where $300 a week isn't that exciting. I mean, I already make, like, triple that.
8. 2019-10-28 at 1:08 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   I am comfortable at $1000/week. I wish I could get back up to where I was but I will survive. Dave the legend will be along soon to be the dick that he is.
9. 2019-10-28 at 1:15 AM UTC

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   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

   Originally posted by Erekshun I am comfortable at $1000/week. I wish I could get back up to where I was but I will survive. Dave the legend will be along soon to be the dick that he is.

   
   I think, like, $1500/week would be pretty ideal. Enough to keep life going semi-comfortably and be able to put enough towards retirement that you don't have to worry if you'll make it to death.
10. 2019-10-28 at 1:19 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by AngryIVer I think, like, $1500/week would be pretty ideal. Enough to keep life going semi-comfortably and be able to put enough towards retirement that you don't have to worry if you'll make it to death.

    
    That's where I was until the buyout. They treat me well, even though I had to take a cut. They could have; and still can send me packing.
11. 2019-10-28 at 1:20 AM UTC

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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

    Originally posted by Erekshun That's where I was until the buyout. They treat me well, even though I had to take a cut. They could have; and still can send me packing.

    
    Fair enough, not that $1000/week is poverty or anything. That's a hefty pay cut though, wowee
12. 2019-10-28 at 1:24 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    The key for me is I am debt free so I can afford to take the hit. Reasonable debt is OK but I prefer to have NONE!
13. 2019-10-28 at 2:43 AM UTC

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    Admin African Astronaut
    Clearly the $300 is in addition to taxed income from a legit job.
14. 2019-10-28 at 3:16 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country So basically each week you only need to suck 60 dicks at $5 a dick?

    
    then you need to factor in the cost of a shitload of chapstick
15. 2019-10-28 at 3:34 AM UTC

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    Greenspam African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Admin Then that $300 x 52 weeks in a year = $15,600 yearly tax free.
    
    If you make $20,000 gross, after taxes you get about $15,000.
    
    This means that $300 weekly from little things, would be equivalent to adding $20k to your gross income.
    
    So if you only make $30k-$40k yearly from your legit job, you now make $50k-$60k.
    
    

    
    What is this, another Fivvr?
16. 2019-10-28 at 4:12 AM UTC

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    Vitamin G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra then you need to factor in the cost of a shitload of chapstick

    
    Just use Vaseline.
17. 2019-10-28 at 4:13 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I still imagine you'd have to factor the cost in if you're blowing through 60 dicks in a weekend
18. 2019-10-28 at 4:19 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The cost of dental dams.
    
    Fuckin dental dams.
19. 2019-10-28 at 6:07 AM UTC

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    Vitamin G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra I still imagine you'd have to factor the cost in if you're blowing through 60 dicks in a weekend

    
    I mean, a tub is a few bucks. Mq is spot on with the hot dog socks though.
20. 2019-10-28 at 9:36 AM UTC

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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    plz pm me ur ways i need extra cash for cat food to feed kitty