In regards to my potato salad recipe

1. 2019-10-26 at 2:23 AM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I now know why it didn't get the praise it deserves.
   
   Mayonnaise. You never put mayonnaise in a potato salad. I didn't specify that and of course the thread flopped and I looked like a buffoon. I am truly sorry.
   
   What you do instead is a vinaigrette. 3 parts oil one part vinegar. And as you may remember, the secret tip. Yes, exactly! Blanch the onions in a tablespoon of vinegar for two minutes before adding them and then shut the fuck up and kill yourself. RisiR is back, baby.
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2. 2019-10-26 at 2:24 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Doesn't even have paprika
   
   Kill yourself
3. 2019-10-26 at 2:26 AM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Doesn't even have paprika
   
   Kill yourself

   
   Not gonna lie. I had my first potato salad with paprika not too long ago and I was pleasently surprised. I do like to keep it simple, though.
4. 2019-10-26 at 2:28 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Not only does it add flavor it also adds to the visual component
5. 2019-10-26 at 2:35 AM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Not only does it add flavor it also adds to the visual component

   
   Actually liked the texture, too surprisingly enough.
6. 2019-10-26 at 2:37 AM UTC

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   Vitamin G African Astronaut
   >months later
7. 2019-10-26 at 2:38 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   we've all been waiting a long time for an update on your potato salad recipe and I hope it does not disappoint.
   
   I actually really like wal mart potato salad, it's the trashiest thing about me
8. 2019-10-26 at 2:43 AM UTC

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   Vitamin G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo we've all been waiting a long time for an update on your potato salad recipe and I hope it does not disappoint.
   
   I actually really like wal mart potato salad, it's the trashiest thing about me

   
   Does Islam have a thing like Christianity where you repent/are forgiven for your sins? If so, you should do it because that potato salad is fucking disgusting.
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   • Sudo
9. 2019-10-26 at 2:43 AM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Sudo we've all been waiting a long time for an update on your potato salad recipe and I hope it does not disappoint.
   
   I actually really like wal mart potato salad, it's the trashiest thing about me

   
   I know.. I know. I let you all down. The forum is in absolute shambles and we all now that's because I let the potato salad hype die down but what can I say? I am but a mere man. A meme man. Y'know...
10. 2019-10-26 at 2:49 AM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Sooo... did I miss anything? Is SpectraL finally dead?
11. 2019-10-26 at 2:50 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Mawm
12. 2019-10-26 at 2:53 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Vitamin G Does Islam have a thing like Christianity where you repent/are forgiven for your sins? If so, you should do it because that potato salad is fucking disgusting.

    
    I pray for forgiveness everyday but not specifically for eating wal mart potato salad. It's so creamy and sweet and the potatos are so small, it's basically potato ice cream and is much worse for you
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by RisiR † I know.. I know. I let you all down. The forum is in absolute shambles and we all now that's because I let the potato salad hype die down but what can I say? I am but a mere man. A meme man. Y'know…

    
    we've had to eat fucking pasta salad that's more celery than anything. The energy expenditure to carb content is insane and idk how much longer we can live like this
13. 2019-10-26 at 2:53 AM UTC

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    Vitamin G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RisiR † Sooo… did I miss anything? Is SpectraL finally dead?

    
    Juicebox died :(
14. 2019-10-26 at 2:55 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Malice died
15. 2019-10-26 at 2:55 AM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Vitamin G Juicebox died :(

    
    Damn. Fo real?
16. 2019-10-26 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #16
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    scron got a sex change operation too so him and hts just scissor now
17. 2019-10-26 at 2:59 AM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Is that one of those padded phones for complete mongoloids with a weak and girly grip?
18. 2019-10-26 at 3 AM UTC

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    Vitamin G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RisiR † Damn. Fo real?

    
    Yeah. He took some bug poison that I forget the name of. Basically made it so that his organs shut down over the course of days, so that his family wouldn't think it was from an OD but rather just general liver failure or something from past drug use. One of his friends came on here informing us that 'his body just gave out', though he made a post supposedly right when he made the solution so we already knew. His obituary was publicly posted for a bit but I don't have it anymore. The picture in it was clearly him.
19. 2019-10-26 at 3:03 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Mom
20. 2019-10-26 at 3:05 AM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Vitamin G Yeah. He took some bug poison that I forget the name of. Basically made it so that his organs shut down over the course of days, so that his family wouldn't think it was from an OD but rather just general liver failure or something from past drug use. One of his friends came on here informing us that 'his body just gave out', though he made a post supposedly right when he made the solution so we already knew. His obituary was publicly posted for a bit but I don't have it anymore. The picture in it was clearly him.

    
    Fuck that. Now I feel like shit. He was one of the best guys I have ever met online.