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  1. #41
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yo Wario make some rat art I'll buy that up dawg
  2. #42
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Why fridya the 13th?
  3. #43
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat Again i already gave you an example of a professional company with a shitload of money who has way worse on thei public website called cubbit. How come your tslking shit about my work and not their entire teams work on their shit website and art when they rwnked in the dough unlike me and have the means and money to actuslly make it good or oay an artist like me to do so?

    Cubbit have an awesome website. WTF are you on about?
  4. #44
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I would suggest pitching this to them next Friday the 13th.



    Quoting, as this is all too fucking funny and I dunno if I am being trolled or what.

    I guess coke and blood splatters do go together after all.
  5. #45
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Cubbit have an awesome website. WTF are you on about?

    Show me one of their graphics better thsn my cloud piece.
  6. #46
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I like the red. What dont you like about it? Red is a good color.

  7. #47
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Also to add about cubbit. This is literally the best graphic on their site, it is so underwhelming compared to my imposing work:


    They have like a dozen people on their payroll and this is the best they can come up with for their site?
  8. #48
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat I like the red. What dont you like about it? Red is a good color.


    I personally love red.



    In fact I've cut myself open just to let the pretty red colour out before. Look!

    Originally posted by Wariat They have like a dozen people on their payroll and this is the best they can come up with for their site?

    I work in the field, and skilled gay porners are rare. I'm certain that if they were contacted by one, who could show a suitable portfolio of work, they would hire him/her/xer immediately.
  9. #49
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Yea thus, i could definitely spice up their brand with my skills. The only thing is I still have weaknesses I need to work on in this field but am real close to mastering a couple of programs like illustrator. The thing is I use my iPad specifically art studio hd and sometimes procreate on it in addition to illustrator because i dont know hoe to or even know if its possible to do certsin things in illustrator or even photoshop i do on my iPad. Like skewing the lines like the cloud piece where one is coming at you. Thst is verye asily done on procreate and you just drag wnd expand ithe line but with illustrator it is difficult. Same thing with some of those art studio effects like whirling, or enhancements bumpmap and emboss i domt know how to do it on a co outer. But i do use illustrstor for things i have no idea how to do on iPad so I work hand in hand with both and transfer images across platforms.
  10. #50
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat Yea thus, i could definitely spice up their brand with my skills. The only thing is I still have weaknesses I need to work on in this field but am real close to mastering a couple of programs like illustrator. The thing is I use my iPad specifically art studio hd and sometimes procreate on it in addition to illustrator because i dont know hoe to or even know if its possible to do certsin things in illustrator or even photoshop i do on my iPad. Like skewing the lines like the cloud piece where one is coming at you. Thst is verye asily done on procreate and you just drag wnd expand ithe line but with illustrator it is difficult. Same thing with some of those art studio effects like whirling, or enhancements bumpmap and emboss i domt know how to do it on a co outer. But i do use illustrstor for things i have no idea how to do on iPad so I work hand in hand with both and transfer images across platforms.

    Translation: I don't know how to use Illustrator.
  11. #51
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Oh yea and I also use Instagram effects to spice images up further as it has this effect called structure that i have not found a replicate of of any standalone software. I even found an article people co plaining to adobe about this. So yea i am veyr u orthodox and in an office it would look weird me sitting on an ipad thend esktop than putting and saving an image via instagram to get a final product. But it fucking worke and makes my shit stand out.
  12. #52
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat Oh yea and I also use Instagram effects to spice images up further as it has this effect called structure that i have not found a replicate of of any standalone software. I even found an article people co plaining to adobe about this. So yea i am veyr u orthodox and in an office it would look weird me sitting on an ipad thend esktop than putting and saving an image via instagram to get a final product. But it fucking worke and makes my shit stand out.

    Go and fuck yourself wariat.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by Wariat

    Coca-cola branding idea.

    this is the kind of 'art' that made hitler want to kill all the judens.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #54
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Translation: I don't know how to use Illustrator.

    No, I am self trained in illustrator. But I do have some udemy courses thst will make me an espert in it once i finish them. I am actually half way done with one. I know most of the tools and affects or enhancements just the 3d and other stuff ai have yet to master. But it is a very deep and complciated program thwt twkes more memorization on remembering how to do things or constsnt practice thsn anything else. But if anna soysz was able to become a professional coder after a three month course there is no reason i cant master it in similar time.
  15. #55
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat No, I am self trained in illustrator. But I do have some udemy courses thst will make me an espert in it once i finish them. I am actually half way done with one. I know most of the tools and affects or enhancements just the 3d and other stuff ai have yet to master. But it is a very deep and complciated program thwt twkes more memorization on remembering how to do things or constsnt practice thsn anything else. But if anna soysz was able to become a professional coder after a three month course there is no reason i cant master it in similar time.

    Translation: I don't know how to use Illustrator.
  16. #56
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I actuslly think mastering something like illustrstor is harder thsn coding javascript or web design yet gay porners generwlly tend to make less than people like anna spysz for some reason.
  17. #57
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Illustrstor is for vectors. So sometimes i will create something from scratch using my photography skills on ipad or a stylus and drawing it then insert it into illustrator and turn it into a vector.
  18. #58
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat I actuslly think mastering something like illustrstor is harder thsn coding javascript or web design yet gay porners generwlly tend to make less than people like anna spysz for some reason.

    Wrong.
  19. #59
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat Illustrstor is for vectors.

    Wrong.

    So sometimes i will create something from scratch using my photography skills on ipad or a stylus and drawing it then insert it into illustrator and turn it into a vector.

    What are you a 16 year old girl with rich parents?

    "muh photogrephey skells"

    Would you kindly fuck right off?
  20. #60
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    By photography skills i should include multimedia skills as I can do it all: writing, translation, photography, public speaking, gay porn, traditional art, website creation and blogging.
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