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Selena gomez is an ugly toad resembling bean-turd

  1. #1
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Good god, I finally got a good look at her. What an ugly sack of shit. No offense to beaners but, mexicans will never be good at making music, ever. It's not just some conspiracy against non whites, they really just suck at music and singing. They are genetically inferior on many levels, but especially when it comes to music.
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  2. #2
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I love you like a love song baby
  3. #3
    Still hotter than miley cyrus and her flat twerk ass.
  4. #4
    Yeah, selener the beaner always looked weird as fuck and even as a young lad I thought her lips would smell bad.

    Then she shaved her head and did a bunch of cokewhore shit because shes a cokewhore
  5. #5
    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    shes a silly goose alright. some of those spanierds know how to get down though, ese. yall ever listen to some of that really SLAMMING tuba music?
  6. #6
    there are no traditional spic musical instruments.

    nein.
  7. #7
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by theshroomguy Still hotter than miley cyrus and her flat twerk ass.

    Naaaaaah, dude. Miley is super pretty if you get past the fact she looks like she's probably sticky with cum 24/7.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Naaaaaah, dude. Miley is super pretty if you get past the fact she looks like she's probably sticky with cum 24/7.

    Eh, iv'e seen curvier women with far better faces on the pic section of pornhub. I guess she can be pretty in an "im a total slut way" but i'd still take any victorias secret model over her.
  9. #9
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Lol@ toad.
    I think she's really pretty, Miley Cyrus not so much.
  10. #10
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by theshroomguy Eh, iv'e seen curvier women with far better faces on the pic section of pornhub. I guess she can be pretty in an "im a total slut way" but i'd still take any victorias secret model over her.

    No, dude, you can't be pretty in a slutty way. I don't mean hot, I just mean pretty. Like, before she went crazy, back in her Hannah Montana days, she was a genuinely pretty girl.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by AngryIVer No, dude, you can't be pretty in a slutty way. I don't mean hot, I just mean pretty. Like, before she went crazy, back in her Hannah Montana days, she was a genuinely pretty girl.

    And now she bathes in the music worlds jizz
  12. #12
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol@ toad.
    I think she's really pretty, Miley Cyrus not so much.

    ^This, I can respect Selena. Not Miley tho she's hellbent on destroying the youth of America apparently
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by theshroomguy And now she bathes in the music worlds jizz

    I already covered that in my original post. Way to read.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by AngryIVer I already covered that in my original post. Way to read.

    Im agreeing with you but whatev, don't have room in my life for that b.s
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by theshroomguy Im agreeing with you but whatev, don't have room in my life for that b.s

    It kind of seemed like you were arguing that she isn't pretty.


    One thing I think we can all agree on is that Maisie Williams is a fucking troll.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
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  17. #17
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    Thank you so much for this post. I would give you gold if I could.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by AngryIVer It kind of seemed like you were arguing that she isn't pretty.


    One thing I think we can all agree on is that Maisie Williams is a fucking troll.

    Lol wikipedia lists one of her professions as "internet entrepreneur" i think you may be right here. And ya she's pretty just on a lower scale than other women iv'e seen.
  19. #19
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i'd still put my dick in her and stir her twat like i'm stirring coffee
  20. #20
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    yeah i'd bang it


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