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Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions

  1. #41
    Poast Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thanks party is soooooo 2009.

    Boys, moving forward, this is the type of low energy that just doesn't make the cut. It's cringe and gay. Vinny, drop me a PM about who you really are if you wanna kiss and make up. I'm open to it princess. Seems like you're butt wet tho. Everyone, if ya'll can draw a consensus from Vinny's low energy perspective, please let us know and we'll disappear as fast as we came back. We're just trying to bring back the Regulator Party, the Butthole Ladies, and Trolling The Underworld. No big deal.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by Poast We're just trying to bring back the Regulator Party, the Butthole Ladies, and Trolling The Underworld. No big deal.

    Sounds pretty gay, tbh. Count me in, I guess. Fuuuuck.
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  3. #43
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Poast And that's just the start of it. Everyone should be mass thanking this thread. Can anyone who's reading this go ahead and mass thank the thread? Let's go boys. Let's get hype. This is cause for celebration. We're getting the old gang back together. It's mass thanks and bumps all around. Let's relive our glory years. We'll smash a few forums, get some new recruits, track down some old zoklet mods and ruin their lives, organize a new drawball raid, prank call some live shows, sky's the limit. I'm ready boys, are you?

    As for Lanny, he just posted in SG so I sent him a PM. We'll see what he thinks about all this. Once he reads my PMs, it'll be obvious that I'm just spamming out mass PMs to all my old niggas, telling them we're going card against the haters, mass spam bumps and thanks. Lanny, it's no hard feelings bro, I met you in TC, you seem like a guy who's down for a bit of fun, I just need the go-ahead so I can decide how I frame this new era. Either it's we have a solid admin who's gonna stand behind us, or we're going to war against other forums and our own administrator. That's not a threat by the way, cause I'd never threaten you with a good time. These days revolutions are all about framing and optics, just wanna know where you stand big guy. You're either with us or against us.

    Is this new poast or old? :) a mix? A revolution here seems pretty so I assume you're on some weird drug.
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  4. #44
    Poast Houston
    Hey MQ, it’s the real Poast. I’d tell you to meet me in tinybltc to confirm it but every time I pull up in that chat, you duck out. What’s with that anyways? My bad dude.

    Look, this forum is dying. The boys and I know how to revive a community, we all go way back as movers and shakers. Go ahead and make fun of that, you’re a real cute sweetheart so we’ll give you a hood pass once we bump Lanny off.
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  5. #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Poast Hey MQ, it’s the real Poast. I’d tell you to meet me in tinybltc to confirm it but every time I pull up in that chat, you duck out. What’s with that anyways? My bad dude.

    Look, this forum is dying. The boys and I know how to revive a community, we all go way back as movers and shakers. Go ahead and make fun of that, you’re a real cute sweetheart so we’ll give you a hood pass once we bump Lanny off.

    I know it's you. Love you then. Gnight.
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  6. #46
    Poast Houston
    G’night sweetheart. Miss ya. I’ll be in touch.
  7. #47
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    BIG BUTTHOLE ENERGY IN THIS PIECE
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  8. #48
    Originally posted by Poast The boys and I know how to revive a community, we all go way back as movers and shakers.

    Not to take the wind out of anyone's sails or anything, but isn't moving and shaking what wore Zok down? Honest question, because I legit don't even remember why Zoklet closed down.
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  9. #49
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    movin and shakin all those dusty turds lodged in zoks wreckd shitpussy, yes.


    I remember it having something to do with the FBI
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  10. #50
    Poast Houston
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Not to take the wind out of anyone's sails or anything, but isn't moving and shaking what wore Zok down? Honest question, because I legit don't even remember why Zoklet closed down.

    It had nothing to do with me, I know that much. From what I remember, Zok just spooked himself and went rogue. Fell off. Last I heard he was eating Wires’ abortion up off the pavement.

    Originally posted by CASPER movin and shakin all those dusty turds lodged in zoks wreckd shitpussy, yes.

    FACTS
  11. #51
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I agree this place definitely needs more notoriety when you googled "niggas in space" we barely crack the first page and this is unacceptable. we need to do something but idk what because I'm not into marketing
  12. #52
    kill a bunch of people and carve the url into their abdomen
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  13. #53
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Not to take the wind out of anyone's sails or anything, but isn't moving and shaking what wore Zok down? Honest question, because I legit don't even remember why Zoklet closed down.

    I'm the reason Zoklet closed.
  14. #54
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Zok was legitimately going to give me zoklet.net, if I drank a full cup of his piss. I passed on the offer.
  15. #55
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Bomb poast's house
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Poast Boys, moving forward, this is the type of low energy that just doesn't make the cut. It's cringe and gay. Vinny, drop me a PM about who you really are if you wanna kiss and make up. I'm open to it princess. Seems like you're butt wet tho. Everyone, if ya'll can draw a consensus from Vinny's low energy perspective, please let us know and we'll disappear as fast as we came back. We're just trying to bring back the Regulator Party, the Butthole Ladies, and Trolling The Underworld. No big deal.

    im a new user here and i dont know who you are or what you want to be but im pretty sure thanks party is 10 years ago.

    and btw, im low energy because im energy efficient, like LEDs.

    your welcome to stick around irregardless.
  17. #57
    OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Vitamin G Bomb poast's house

    MyWifeIsDead moved the evidence from Poasts house a long time ago.

    Alright faggots. I'm here.
  18. #58
    OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    And screw Zok. I'm sick of all the Zok talk. Where the fuck is Fish?

    I got beef with that guy.
  19. #59
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S are u the dude who would post his butt-hole with that other faggot?

    Oh this deserves a backstory
  20. #60
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    I figured this out.

    this is Lanny's Swan Song or Black Swan exit. allowing this placed to be raped to fuck-all with Poast at the helm.



    Get it done before Trump's "Impeachment" which is part of the master plan by the fucking ruling class. they only pretend to hate each other. they throw their attorneys under the bus which it seems they're going to club-fed locations


    Have at. clearly obvious
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