Once in a lifetime opportunity to vote in the most important American Election on record!

1. 2019-10-22 at 11:12 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Selling my American Presidential Election 2020 vote (35% discount if you want me to vote for Donald Trump!)
   
   
   Tell me which candidate you want me to vote for and I will take an illegal video into the poll booth and PM you a congratulatory video for your help in choosing the most important person in the world, the President of the United States of America, during the most important American Election in history! Lucky you, I'm really jealous of your opportunity!
   
   I will sell you my vote for $50, in USD of course, or in Bitcoin.
   
   
   I'm also willing to illegally vote in 4 different counties for the low price of $105 (discount does not apply here).
   
   
   
2. 2019-10-22 at 11:13 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Can you vote for toaster man