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the greatest trick the devil ever played

  1. #1
    username: African Astronaut
    was making the world believe he didn’t exist.
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    username: African Astronaut
    you don’t get to heaven by resisting the devil, you get there by surviving him.
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    Amen.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    *was the kancho
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Amen to OP's statement.

    so true.. so so true.
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    Lanny creature of the mesothelioma era
    Originally posted by Greenspam Amen to OP's statement.

    so true.. so so true.

    facebook tier post
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    frala Tuskegee Airman
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Jesus is King.
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny facebook tier post

    Fuck you, you atheist bully fuck.
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Jesus is King.

    Amen
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    Lanny creature of the mesothelioma era
    Originally posted by Greenspam Fuck you, you atheist bully fuck.

    >questioning my faith
    >implying I'm not a god fearing christian

    Nigga I bet you haven't even read Augustine.
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny >questioning my faith
    >implying I'm not a god fearing christian

    Nigga I bet you haven't even read HIPPO Augustine.

    In Bible study I have.

    Yet, I will state this. this book came later. it was not apart of the original canon of books.
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Also, I don't candy pick scriptures as you might be doing (And it sounds like you're a Catholic)

    But outside of Mathews right now, the Book we should be focused on is the book related to our times. The Book of John's Visions known as the Book of Revelation. this is our time.
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    Lanny creature of the mesothelioma era
    Originally posted by Greenspam Also, I don't candy pick scriptures as you might be doing (And it sounds like you're a Catholic)

    But outside of Mathews right now, the Book we should be focused on is the book related to our times. The Book of John's Visions known as the Book of Revelation. this is our time.

    The dragon that snuck into heaven is a metaphor for my cock and heaven is a metaphor for your mom's pussy.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny The dragon that snuck into heaven is a metaphor for my cock and heaven is a metaphor for your mom's pussy.

    I believe it was a snek. I don't think the devil is referred to as a dragon until the book of revelations.

    Revelations 12, 7 through 9.

    And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
    And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven.
    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

    But it could depend on your translation, my personal favorite is the King James version.
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    Originally posted by Lanny >questioning my faith
    >implying I'm not a god fearing christian

    Nigga I bet you haven't even read Augustine.

    californians are CO2 fearing commies.
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    Originally posted by Lanny The dragon that snuck into heaven is a metaphor for my cock and heaven is a metaphor for your mom's pussy.

    and the non existence of dragons is the metaphor for your non existent manliness.

    and possibly manhood too.
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny The dragon that snuck into heaven is a metaphor for my cock and heaven is a metaphor for your mom's pussy.

    You're like hella immature n stuff.
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny californians are CO2 fearing commies.

    And reading the Air Quality index. learning 0-35 is acceptable and that 120 plus is dangerous and anything over 300 is deadly dangerous. that you're part of the world (ASIA) is 500-600 and way off the chart nearly everyday during Winter and Summer months.

    you should take lessons from California
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    Originally posted by Greenspam And reading the Air Quality index. learning 0-35 is acceptable and that 120 plus is dangerous and anything over 300 is deadly dangerous. that you're part of the world (ASIA) is 500-600 and way off the chart nearly everyday during Winter and Summer months.

    you should take lessons from California

    californians cant even install simple sprinkler system to keep their forest from catching fire,

    what do they have to teach us other than pride parades ?
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