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  1. #1
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Been playing this on Xbox last couple of weeks... sorry minecrafters. I've been enjoying it despite all the bugs and glitches. Anyone else play this game, or anything similar?
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    I was gonna buy it but on further inspection it just seemed like a rape simulator to me
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  3. #3
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Ghost I was gonna buy it but on further inspection it just seemed like a rape simulator to me

    Get it, I need a bro to survive with and your meth smoking skill will surely be an asset.
  4. #4
    Bueno motherfucker
  5. #5
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Bueno Was a fun game, got early access very early on, was a blast when you see other players, that rush of fear lol.
    Has issues though, one was server hopping and quiting.
    Seen players full decked out and they just had nothing to do besides walk around and semi terrorizing players, in a boring way.
    Recently, the servers would be soo looted what you would just die from starvation or dehydration.

    I was playing the other day and was having fun, figured out how the night vision goggle work. Still haven't seen any other players. If you have it on xbox we should play sometime.
  6. #6
    Bueno motherfucker
  7. #7
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Bueno Cool shit, no xbox though :/

    That's too bad. My pc doesn't handle it.
  8. #8
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Got back into this. Anyone else?
  9. #9
    Instigator Space Nigga [the staring tame crusher]
    Ive tried dayz on series x xbox, not really stuck out a full game yet. Or shot a weapon.
  10. #10
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Instigator Ive tried dayz on series x xbox, not really stuck out a full game yet. Or shot a weapon.

    Let's play together sometime.
  11. #11
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Got my first kill last night.

    I logged back in, inside the 2nd story of a house. Looked out the window and saw a player running around going from house to house. Got out my longhorn hunting pistol with plastic bottle silencer, watched him until he slowed down and shot him in the back. He had some useful loot on him but mostly looked like he had been gathering building materials for a base.

    Tried to record it but the recording started late and missed the actual shot.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Dahy BradleyB
  13. #13
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    I didn't know this was still popular

    wanted to try it years ago when I heard about the pants banditry
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    what's pants banditry lol
  15. #15
    Instigator Space Nigga [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Obbe Let's play together sometime.

    I have zero friends on XBL, shows you how much I actually play.
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Instigator I have zero friends on XBL, shows you how many friends I actually have.

    Fixed that for you
  17. #17
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley what's pants banditry lol

    people used to rove around in gangs forcing others to hand over their pants at gunpoint, then ziptie them and force them to eat rotten bananas and stuff

    used to be something of a meme to have a bunch of guys chasing you down a road yelling GIVE US YOUR PANTS
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  18. #18
    Instigator Space Nigga [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Bradley Fixed that for you

    You live in a halfway house full of nonces.
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    0 pedophiles actually. No repos either. Guy who runs it is a former criminal. You can have literally anything on your record and live here.

    Except 1 sex case from the early 90s got a guy denied lol he don't care, no sex offenders
  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    He told me it's not because he hates them. He just refuses to show up on maps as a sex offender house or be known for housing any sex offenders
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