2019-10-16 at 11:56 PM UTC
Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
yo mama's so fat that when i didn't take her out to eat the stock market dropped and i lost all my fucking money
2019-10-17 at 12:03 AM UTC
yo mama's so fat they named the sperm whale after her
2019-10-17 at 12:08 AM UTC
She had to take an 18 wheeler through the McDonalds drive through
2019-10-17 at 1:08 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
yo mama so fat she's a typical american
2019-10-17 at 1:59 AM UTC
she have to fedex the tp to her butthole
2019-10-17 at 2:06 AM UTC
..that each butt-cheeks has their own area code
2019-10-17 at 2:17 AM UTC
I saw her with a pig under her arm walking down the street. I ask, where you get the pig... He said he won her at the auction.
2019-10-17 at 2:44 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Your mom's so fat that she doesn't just suck dicks she literally eats them.
I learned about that the hard way.
2019-10-17 at 2:44 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Your mom's so fat that mmQ tells people to drift into her.
2019-10-17 at 2:54 AM UTC
Her address is just a zip code
When she sits in the house she sits around the house
She beeps when she backs up
She has access tunnels
She declared sovereignty in 1987
The British tried to colonize her
Captain Ahab has harpooned her many times
2019-10-17 at 4:48 AM UTC
Her ass did 911
Am I right guys?
