2019-10-15 at 3:16 AM UTC
Sand dollars are a relative of the starfish. They have tiny little suckers that they use to eat the algae off granules of sand. They also seek out bits of iron when they're young as it helps them grow.
2019-10-15 at 3:17 AM UTC
Termites build their mounds out of dried poop, and are able to digest wood thanks to a special protist in their digestive system which ferments wood into something they can actually digest.
2019-10-15 at 3:20 AM UTC
the homosexual spic el cuckaracho is a a pudgy and retarded lesser animal which inhabits internet forums.
2019-10-15 at 3:31 AM UTC
The pudgy mexifag is a creature that inhabits warmer climates, but is known to... flock to other parts of the country in search of... soulmates. The pudgy mexifag also has faggoteyes, and only sees in rainbow colors. This often leads to the pudgy mexifag getting buttfucked by the soulmates significant other.
2019-10-15 at 3:34 AM UTC
Daddy long legs are not actually spiders, they are arachnids. They do not spin web, are non venomous, have two sets of eyes, and their carapace consists of only one rounded part called a cephalothorax. Some species have multi-jointed legs which allow them to wrap around their surroundings much like a monkey tail. This gives them a great maneuverability that spiders do not have.
2019-10-15 at 3:35 AM UTC
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