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Just had the hottest Chinese girl jerking on my dick

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    Admin African Astronaut
    First girl couldn't get me off so she offered the second younger girl. When she walked in, holy shit! Tight body, nice face, dammmmnnn. Unfortunately she couldn't get me off either. I had drank quite a bit beforehand at a brewery.

    At one point I had the two girls at once.

    The younger one told me her name and told me to make an appointment next time. I will. But she wouldn't have sex. :(

    I'm going try out one of these brothels soon.

    Is anyone else like this?
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Maybe you should try men and see if you cum then.
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    G African Astronaut
    This thread contains deceit.
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    Admin African Astronaut
    Seriously. This girl was fucking hot. No lies. No troll.

    I was thinking wtf. She was was banging.

    I'm going to Thailand next year. fu
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    G African Astronaut
    This thread contains fiction.
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Admin Seriously. This girl was fucking hot. No lies. No troll.

    I was thinking wtf. She was was banging.

    I'm going to Thailand next year. fu

    That's why I said try men. If a hot woman doesn't get you off maybe a dude will. Embrace it.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    "I paid an asian of above average attractiveness to unsuccessfully masturbate me"

    cool dude

    threads done
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    Where do you go to meet these chicks? You order them online or is this in some sort of gentlemens massage parlor?

    I never understood prostitution in the u.s. I see street walkers twerking outside as I drive by, but other than that, what does prostitution look like in the u.s.?

    I come from a place where its legal, but I never used such services anywhere really.
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    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I come from a place where its legal, but I never used such services anywhere really.

    i remember you are married.

    you are by definitiin, using a prostitute with a long term lease on a daily basis.
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    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i remember you are married.

    you are by definitiin, using a prostitute with a long term lease on a daily basis.

    Depends on if he's the breadwinner.

    A lot of those stupid eastern Europeans believe in the housewife shit.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    You gay and got sent to China!

    If you could go back and stop your dumbass from taking that plea deal (the one for the DUI when you was 18 where you said you was joining the military) would you still take it?
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    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Depends on if he's the breadwinner.

    A lot of those stupid eastern Europeans believe in the housewife shit.

    i thought he works or have bussiness or something.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i thought he works or have bussiness or something.

    Do not count other peoples money. This never leads to anything good.



    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Depends on if he's the breadwinner.

    A lot of those stupid eastern Europeans believe in the housewife shit.

    What the fuck is a house wife? You think a wife should stay at home and scratch her cunt all day? Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no. Only if you have 10 kids should a wife stay at home and watch them all. I've not kids yet, for now...

    When you get a girl (not even a wife), tell er to get a fucking job, one that pays a lot (legally) thanks to this education and shit, then tell er to come home and: do the dishes, wash/dry/fold/put away laundry, cook a meal, bend over, clean the house, etc.

    I take care of the finances but the woman needs to have a job to take care of her own shit. Helping out a fresh off the boat immigrant is OK at first, but once you help them get to a certain level, they're on their own for the most part. I might add that helping a fresh off the boat immigrant includes, but is not limited to, helping to find a job that will take you without any documents or questions asked. SO essentially at no time whatsoever should a woman be a dead weight to carry around.

    You are not supposed to be friends with a woman. Women are only good for one thing: making kids. You can help them to get to a level where having kids is more sustainable, but you should not babysit them.

    Remember that god made women have periods as punishment for betraying MANkind by giving in to temptations offered by snakes in the garden of eden.

    Once I have kids, yes, I will use my finances to spoil them, and to give them all that I never had when I grew up in garbage. I will tell them that, until a certain age, they cannot go to jail, and should feel free to do whatever the fuck they want. I will pat them on the back when they beat up kids in school. I will let them know to punch straight in the jaw when someone even says anything to them. I will teach them all the things that I did not know as a kid because I did not have a family.

    What were we talking about I forget.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    just says it how it is, no unadulterated nigger shit
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    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Do not count other peoples money. This never leads to anything good.

    i like counting money. i'm good at counting money.

    but not very good. sometimes i mis-count.

    and when i mis-count other people's money, it's good.

    because its not my money.

    and i still get paid with money even i mis-counts somebody else's money, not as much, but still good.
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    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Do not count other peoples money. This never leads to anything good.





    What the fuck is a house wife? You think a wife should stay at home and scratch her cunt all day? Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no. Only if you have 10 kids should a wife stay at home and watch them all. I've not kids yet, for now…

    When you get a girl (not even a wife), tell er to get a fucking job, one that pays a lot (legally) thanks to this education and shit, then tell er to come home and: do the dishes, wash/dry/fold/put away laundry, cook a meal, bend over, clean the house, etc.

    I take care of the finances but the woman needs to have a job to take care of her own shit. Helping out a fresh off the boat immigrant is OK at first, but once you help them get to a certain level, they're on their own for the most part. I might add that helping a fresh off the boat immigrant includes, but is not limited to, helping to find a job that will take you without any documents or questions asked. SO essentially at no time whatsoever should a woman be a dead weight to carry around.

    You are not supposed to be friends with a woman. Women are only good for one thing: making kids. You can help them to get to a level where having kids is more sustainable, but you should not babysit them.

    Remember that god made women have periods as punishment for betraying MANkind by giving in to temptations offered by snakes in the garden of eden.

    Once I have kids, yes, I will use my finances to spoil them, and to give them all that I never had when I grew up in garbage. I will tell them that, until a certain age, they cannot go to jail, and should feel free to do whatever the fuck they want. I will pat them on the back when they beat up kids in school. I will let them know to punch straight in the jaw when someone even says anything to them. I will teach them all the things that I did not know as a kid because I did not have a family.

    What were we talking about I forget.

    Thats disgusting.
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Where do you go to meet these chicks? You order them online or is this in some sort of gentlemens massage parlor?

    I never understood prostitution in the u.s. I see street walkers twerking outside as I drive by, but other than that, what does prostitution look like in the u.s.?

    I come from a place where its legal, but I never used such services anywhere really.

    Backpage, social media, Craiglist codewords etc. There's also straight up escort /"companion" services. If you were going to get a hooker you'd want one of those options and not a street walker.
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    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Where do you go to meet these chicks? You order them online or is this in some sort of gentlemens massage parlor?

    I never understood prostitution in the u.s. I see street walkers twerking outside as I drive by, but other than that, what does prostitution look like in the u.s.?

    I come from a place where its legal, but I never used such services anywhere really.

    Massage spot.

    Funny how the husbands get jelly. Can't wait for my vacation.
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    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    maybe you should wait until you are in a relationship getting laid daily before thinking you might have an issue. a hit here and there and someone yanking one off doesn't give you any format to conclude anything, especially sensitivity issues....young people crack me up.... no wonder it's hilarious when they finally crash, burn, and "wake-up!!"
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    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 maybe you should wait until you are in a relationship getting laid daily before thinking you might have an issue. a hit here and there and someone yanking one off doesn't give you any format to conclude anything, especially sensitivity issues….young people crack me up…. no wonder it's hilarious when they finally crash, burn, and "wake-up!!"

    Lolwut
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