2019-10-11 at 2:48 AM UTC
Went on a tinder date who had 9/10 profile pics, all smiling and I didn't notice anything weird, got to the Starbucks she smiles with her teeth and has the biggest fucking teeth and nemesis gums as a result, then she sees me looking and self consciously closes her mouth into a shy smile, and she was gorgeous again. I feel bad for her. She was so fucking self conscious about her megalodonous mouth. Kinda sucks because she reminds me of that fuckass Korean urban legend of a pretty lady who asks people if she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and if you say no she opens her mouth into a hellish knifescspe and eviscerates you.
2019-10-11 at 2:50 AM UTC
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Pics or it didn't happen.
2019-10-14 at 3:59 PM UTC
You don’t want those big ass teeth anywhere near the meat, for safety my dude
2019-10-14 at 4:25 PM UTC
Maybe you should have kids, and her big teeth can cancel out your big nose
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2019-10-15 at 11:40 AM UTC
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
ill give you a bigger jaw dickhead
2019-10-15 at 12:12 PM UTC
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Korean urban legends and it's cult of cults is more interesting than this thread.
Girls are always self conscious even when they shouldn't be. I find noses pretty forgivable but eyes and teeth can be dealbreakers
2019-10-15 at 12:53 PM UTC
No she should be self conscious about her gums they are huge