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  1. #1
    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Went on a tinder date who had 9/10 profile pics, all smiling and I didn't notice anything weird, got to the Starbucks she smiles with her teeth and has the biggest fucking teeth and nemesis gums as a result, then she sees me looking and self consciously closes her mouth into a shy smile, and she was gorgeous again. I feel bad for her. She was so fucking self conscious about her megalodonous mouth. Kinda sucks because she reminds me of that fuckass Korean urban legend of a pretty lady who asks people if she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and if you say no she opens her mouth into a hellish knifescspe and eviscerates you.
  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Pics or it didn't happen.
  3. #3
    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by gadzooks Pics or it didn't happen.

    Nice try goy.
  4. #4
    STER0S Tuskegee Airman [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    sex or no sex?
  5. #5
    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    You don’t want those big ass teeth anywhere near the meat, for safety my dude
  6. #6
    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by STER0S sex or no sex?

    Not on that date, but later.



    Originally posted by ECAP You don’t want those big ass teeth anywhere near the meat, for safety my dude

    It wasn't so much that the teeth were huge as her mouth. She exposed her gums when she smiled.
  7. #7
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Maybe you should have kids, and her big teeth can cancel out your big nose
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  8. #8
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Big League jedi she opens her mouth into a hellish knifescspe and eviscerates you.

    lol
  9. #9
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ill give you a bigger jaw dickhead
  10. #10
    Sudo African Astronaut [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Korean urban legends and it's cult of cults is more interesting than this thread.

    Girls are always self conscious even when they shouldn't be. I find noses pretty forgivable but eyes and teeth can be dealbreakers
  11. #11
    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    No she should be self conscious about her gums they are huge
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