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Are you a good swimmer?

  1. #1
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    I'm an excellent swimmer. I took classes as a kid, was on the swim team for a bit in highschool, and can still do all sorts of dives. I am basically a fish.

    what about u
  2. #2
    no

    there was no water when I was growing up
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Yeah, I was on swim team too and swim regularly. I have a long swimmers body. I own 2 speedos. I got into it because of my asthma as a kid and the pressure of you doing exercise underwater makes your lugs work harder.

    I also cycle almost every day since I've been with out a car since january.

    I was also on track team too in highschool.
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    used to be, still have technique down but endurance is a different story
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra used to be, still have technique down but endurance is a different story

    you should get back into it, I noticed a few summers ago my endurance was definitely down (plus i was swimming while drunk lol) but you can quickly get back into shape doing it, swimming is one of the best exercises you can do.
  6. #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I would love to rape you in the shower of an aquatic center
  7. #7
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I would love to rape you in the shower of an aquatic center

    Could u tho
  8. #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Could u tho

    logistically speaking, probably not right now unless you do a lot of traveling

    physically, definitely. It would make hydros husband feel like a light tickle
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #9
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo logistically speaking, probably not right now unless you do a lot of traveling

    physically, definitely. It would make hydros husband feel like a light tickle

    I'm talking philosophically. It is impossible to rape the willing.
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sudo logistically speaking, probably not right now unless you do a lot of traveling

    physically, definitely. It would make hydros husband feel like a light tickle

    I would like to be a part of this rape scandal. Can we have a lottery system / bids on who gets to go first on his transverse colon. I'm trying to be diplomatic here..
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT USING OTHER MENS SHIT HOLE PUSSIES FOR POWER!

    AHHH YEAAAH I DON"T LIKE TO CREATE LIFE I JUST LIKE TO CORRUPT IT!

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