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omg guys, i talked to a girl today

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    username: African Astronaut
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    what a dumb bitch, god damn.

    And yet someone somewhere will fall in love at the first sight of this. Someones heart will increase bpm at the sight of it. Stupid useless cunt.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Women never pass me up when I'm on omegle. They instantly begin to strip their clothes and masturbate. I show them my dick and they cum. Instantly.
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    username: African Astronaut
    yea she was like “you can switch” and I was like uhh, she wants to stop. but My predator instinct was like, uhh she didn’t give the safe word - no, so I was like might as well burn off the rest of the midnight oil and she lagged out
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    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Lol. Oh my goodness. What an odd exchange.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Is she 12? She sounds like it...
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    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    I think "want someone to talk to" trips men up, just friendly concern turns into sexual innuendo. Awkward.
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    DontTellEm Dark Matter

    😝
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Get it!
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Ugly fucking bitch. Her parents probably abuse(d) her on dark net.
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    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Yikes
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    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sophie Is she 12? She sounds like it…

    you’d like that wouldn’t you
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Grylls you’d like that wouldn’t you

    Nothing adorable about a dumb teenie bopper.
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Modern Times is like A Brave New World

    No ties. no one marries anyone. Everyone fucks everyone and Children are made in a jar and property of the state


    we're clearly headed that way.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Modern Times is like A Brave New World

    No ties. no one marries anyone. Everyone fucks everyone and Children are made in a jar and property of the state


    we're clearly headed that way.

    Always meant to read that book.
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