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  1. #1
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    If you want to be part of this lavish, exclusive, award winning VIP union you must answer the following question correctly


    QUESTION -


    Why is Africa such a shit hole?

    A: Because the whitey came along and stole all it's brightest minds and made them slaves and brought them to America/UK

    B: It's not a shit hole, it's full of beautiful people and thriving cities

    C: Because it's inhabited by niggers
  2. #2
    stl1 Space Nigga
    D. Because Grylls lives there.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Where is this club?
  4. #4
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    now i need to hire some big gorilla security niggers to eject your old asses ffs
  5. #5
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    the klub location is undisclosed until you become a member
  6. #6
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls now i need to hire some big gorilla security niggers to eject your old asses ffs

    Why don't you limit your club to teenie boppers? No niggers needed.
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    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Why don't you limit your club to teenie boppers? No niggers needed.

    you mean like teenage girls?
  8. #8
    stl1 Space Nigga
    Did I make the cut?
  9. #9
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls you mean like teenage girls?

    It's your stupid club, do what you want.
  10. #10
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Erekshun It's your stupid club, do what you want.

    first of all its klub*

    and fuck off then before i set one of my nigger doormen on you
  11. #11
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls first of all its klub*

    and fuck off then before i set one of my nigger doormen on you

    Do it, I live in Whiteville. No niggers allowed.
  12. #12
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You couldn't run an organization if you were handed one. Also the answer is C of course.
  13. #13
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    MEMBERSHIP OPTIONS

    Silver - free snack and drink of your choice prepared by a white butler/served by a nigger, also handjobs and blowjobs from a sheboon (non-hiv tested)*

    Gold - all of above plus private room on request for fornication if any of the slaves are appealing to you

    Super platinum diamond - you get to meet me and pretty much anything goes from there on



    * At your own risk
  14. #14
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I should get paid to opt out.
  15. #15
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Erekshun I should get paid to opt out.

    we do a senior citizens membership
  16. #16
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls we do a senior citizens membership

    My dad isn't interested...he's dead.
  17. #17
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Erekshun My dad isn't interested…he's dead.

    we do a bastard membership also

    everyone is welcum in grylls klub
  18. #18
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Your club is a joke
  19. #19
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Your club is a joke

    you can apply for a job if you want
  20. #20
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls we do a bastard membership also

    everyone is welcum in grylls klub

    Let me know when the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders join.
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