Buying women's perfume online to augment masturbation sessions

1. 2019-09-29 at 6:56 AM UTC

   #1
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'm legit considering this.
   
   Is it dumb as fuck?
   
   It prolly is, but, like, I want to experience the "scent of a woman" (lol Al Pacino movie).
   
   I was just sitting here reminiscing about all my best past experiences with the "fairer" sex, and the one thing that evokes the most memorable emotional experience was the smell.
   
   Not that long ago I had this chick that would sleep over at my place all the time - we fucked once or twice, but that's not even what I reminisce the most over.
   
   I miss falling asleep next to her and smelling her hair.
   
   Like, I would spontaneously wake up in the middle of the night for whatever reason, but as soon as I got a whiff of her hair smell I immediately felt comfortable.
   
   I miss her hair smell.
   
   I'm finna buy some lady perfume and hair products to splash onto the sex doll I'm making.
   
   Good idea? Bad idea? Absolutely psychotic insane potential serial killer idea?
   
   Share your THOTs.
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   • Wariat, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2019-09-29 at 7 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lol gay
   
   it's either bizarre or pathetic. From here, path A is a spiral into sad crywanking. Path B is you start wearing the perfume and follow it up by chopping up women and making a dress out of them
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   • Sudo
3. 2019-09-29 at 7:09 AM UTC

   #3
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Im sure theres a japanese website to cater to your need for female pheromones.
4. 2019-09-29 at 7:30 AM UTC

   #4
   

   HTS highlight reel
   maybe you won't notice a difference but the smell of perfume ain't all perfume, it's how it combines with natural scents and stuff too. it won't smell like a woman, it'll just smell like perfume. also it's fucking creepy. lol
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   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2019-09-29 at 7:50 AM UTC

   #5
   

   bigthink victim of incest
   post your DIY sex doll
6. 2019-09-29 at 8:20 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Skulltag Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by gadzooks I'm legit considering this.
   
   Is it dumb as fuck?
   
   It prolly is, but, like, I want to experience the "scent of a woman" (lol Al Pacino movie).
   
   I was just sitting here reminiscing about all my best past experiences with the "fairer" sex, and the one thing that evokes the most memorable emotional experience was the smell.
   
   Not that long ago I had this chick that would sleep over at my place all the time - we fucked once or twice, but that's not even what I reminisce the most over.
   
   I miss falling asleep next to her and smelling her hair.
   
   Like, I would spontaneously wake up in the middle of the night for whatever reason, but as soon as I got a whiff of her hair smell I immediately felt comfortable.
   
   I miss her hair smell.
   
   I'm finna buy some lady perfume and hair products to splash onto the sex doll I'm making.
   
   Good idea? Bad idea? Absolutely psychotic insane potential serial killer idea?
   
   Share your THOTs.

   
   Honestly? I don't think it's insane. It's a bit unsettling (can be a lot for some people) but it's merely a consequence of a much more complicated cause. Why do you need this scent? To replace something. Or more specifically someone. Will it do what you want it to do? No, it will not. It might be a band aid to help you out for a short while, but in the long term, the wound you have will only get infected and rot if you don't clean it out.
   
   I'd advise you to instead practice hobbies, explore other possibilities with your sexuality, meditate and practice self control and rationalizing. Do anything that you can to make up for what has been lost with what you can gain. No matter how hard you try to get back the fleeting moments of security and happiness you had, you won't. Think about it. Even if you got back with that woman, would things ever be the same as they were? ...
   
   Now. The metaphysical shit is out of the way. Personally, I can't say I approve. But fuck man, it's none of my fucking business how you masturbate or what you do in your bedroom. So long as you don't go out in the streets raping shit and taking names, it's nobody's business but yours.
   
   Some people get off to prostate massages, some like period blood, some wonder what cum tastes like. Are you a freak for having a specific fetish? Maybe. But does anybody have any business judging you for it? I don't think so. Ultimately, so long as it's safe, it's your choice what you do to your body, how you do it and what the morals involving it are.
   
   So you do you, and don't bother asking this shithole what we think.
7. 2019-09-29 at 2:20 PM UTC

   #7
   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

   Originally posted by gadzooks I'm legit considering this.
   
   Is it dumb as fuck?
   
   It prolly is, but, like, I want to experience the "scent of a woman" (lol Al Pacino movie).
   
   I was just sitting here reminiscing about all my best past experiences with the "fairer" sex, and the one thing that evokes the most memorable emotional experience was the smell.
   
   Not that long ago I had this chick that would sleep over at my place all the time - we fucked once or twice, but that's not even what I reminisce the most over.
   
   I miss falling asleep next to her and smelling her hair.
   
   Like, I would spontaneously wake up in the middle of the night for whatever reason, but as soon as I got a whiff of her hair smell I immediately felt comfortable.
   
   I miss her hair smell.
   
   I'm finna buy some lady perfume and hair products to splash onto the sex doll I'm making.
   
   Good idea? Bad idea? Absolutely psychotic insane potential serial killer idea?
   
   Share your THOTs.

   
   Idk I've fucked a few skanks and I gotta say I could not tell you what a single one's perfume smelled like.
8. 2019-09-29 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   why don't you buy a prostitute? I guarantee you'll feel better. I can tell you're one of those gonts who'd just try to talk to her for half an hour and she'd sit there calling you "honey" before making you cum in 15 seconds and I GUARANTEE that'd be a healthier experience emotionally than fucking jacking off to perfume you bought for yourself.
   
   edit: kill yourself skulltag goddamn you're pathetic
9. 2019-09-29 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #9
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   https://www.facebook.com/1578916072373768/posts/2323019974630037/
10. 2019-09-29 at 4:47 PM UTC

    #10
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by Sudo why don't you buy a prostitute? I guarantee you'll feel better. I can tell you're one of those gonts who'd just try to talk to her for half an hour and she'd sit there calling you "honey" before making you cum in 15 seconds and I GUARANTEE that'd be a healthier experience emotionally than fucking jacking off to perfume you bought for yourself.
    
    edit: kill yourself skulltag goddamn you're pathetic

    
    You mean like, „oh honey I know how it feels. Its not that bad thiugh youll get over your erection dysfunction in no time?”
11. 2019-09-29 at 8:33 PM UTC

    #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    So gazeook wole you even fuck her and let her eat your ass with her passive and reserved tiunge?
    
    
12. 2019-09-30 at 1:02 AM UTC

    #12
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    As a woman and a perfume collector, this is both très romantique and seriously sad.
13. 2019-09-30 at 1:48 AM UTC

    #13
    

    L41n Houston
    yikes