taking a shit in the trashcan

1. 2016-08-21 at 1:12 AM UTC

   #1
   nonarky Houston
   how do you do it in public while everybody watches and dont get caught?
   
   somebody i know already hit a few trashcans downtown but got caught and faces numerous public indecency charges, how does somebody not get caught?
2. 2016-08-21 at 6:25 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Maybe if you steal the trashcans beforehand take them home, take a shit in them and return them.
3. 2016-08-22 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   just bring a kfc variety bucket with you wherever you go
4. 2016-08-22 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You might check out the Gargoyle position for defecation and check your stool consistency on the Bristol Stool Scale to ensure a rapid defecation in less than 10 seconds.
   
   Source: Malice