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  1. #1
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    When asked what inspired him to create a shared workspace company, Adam said that when he was growing up in Israel he used to live in a Kibbutz and was so mesmorised by the ‘sharing ideology’ that he invented Co-Working. Mark Dixon founded Regus in the 1980’s. LEO, Workspace Group, The Office Group, ServCorp, MWB, HQ and many others were around way before Adam thought up of this ponzi

    Adam & Miguel have already collectively cashed out in excess of $1 billion in loans, royalties, salaries to extended family, private jets and who knows what other instruments (e.g. selling the We trademark he secretly purchased back to WeWork for a cool $6m)

    Adam & Miguel then used the funds extracted from WeWork and funnelled it through privately controlled offshore investment vehicles and almost overnight built an asset-rich portfolio of prime commercial real estate (not an asset-light illusionary hustle). It doesn’t end there. Adam & Miguel then lease those buildings they privately acquired. back to their very own ‘spiritually’ valued WeWork at a ridiculously high yield.

    The earliest shareholders including a gentleman called Mortimer Zuckerman were not just their landlords AND seed investors. They also happened to own Fast Company and NY Post which were instrumental in propping up WeWork in the press before anybody knew who they were. The headlines they spun about WeWork’s valuation and ‘meteoric’ rise was basically the shareholders advertising their investments.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/wework-fraud

    It's hard to imagine that jedis can be open and transparent with their scams, but there you go.

    WeWork is currently valued at $47 billion due to Japan's Softbank plowing an arseload of Saudi money into it. The whole thing glows in the dark, severely.
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    contrary to popular beliefs, not all 'investors' are smart.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Neumann Steps Down From WeWork Board, Gets Massive Handout From Softbank
    Softbank will provide the former CEO with around $1.7 Billion as part of the deal (and extend a $500 million line of credit to the kabbalah follower).

    Additionally, Neumann is expected to sell about $1 billion of stock to Softbank (and will receive a $185 million consulting fee from the Japanese tech giant).
    https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/neumann-steps-down-wework-board-gets-massive-handout-softbank

    This is some high level, cutting edge, supersonic, 21st century, out into space, you won't even believe it when you see it jediery
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    we need a new paradigm for punishing 'white collar' crime. China has the right idea there
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  5. #5
    Originally posted by aldra we need a new paradigm for punishing 'white collar' crime. China has the right idea there

    look at the reps and the senators, what color are their collars are again.

    fox, hen, guard.
  6. #6
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/wework-disaster-aftermath-97-companies-using-non-gaap-metrics-everything-fake

    Some funky accounting that makes Enron look respectable
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
  8. #8
    Lanny victim of incest
    Oh boy, just wait until you hear about WeLive
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    https://www.nysscpa.org/news/publications/the-trusted-professional/article/study-percent-of-companies-using-non-gaap-metrics-rose-59-to-96-percent-in-20-years-101618

    Holy fucking shit dude. "Non-GAAP earnings" are being taken seriously now?

    America hasn't even implemented the IFRS yet afaik. I'm reading up on this, and it genuinely seems like a complete disaster, accounting fraud on a scale never seen before.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Lanny Oh boy, just wait until you hear about WeLive

    WeSexWork.
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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country https://www.nysscpa.org/news/publications/the-trusted-professional/article/study-percent-of-companies-using-non-gaap-metrics-rose-59-to-96-percent-in-20-years-101618

    Holy fucking shit dude. "Non-GAAP earnings" are being taken seriously now?

    America hasn't even implemented the IFRS yet afaik. I'm reading up on this, and it genuinely seems like a complete disaster, accounting fraud on a scale never seen before.

    which is why there will be an ECONOMIC PROLAPSE 1!!!

    the stock, the US dollar, and the cryptos.

    they're all going to collapse on or around the same time.

    get ready to get leveraged.
  12. #12
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    https://edition.cnn.com/2020/04/02/tech/wework-softbank-bailout/index.html

    Softbank is finally walking away from (((WeWork))), leaving jedi messiah Adam Neumann, who promised to "elevate the consciousness of humanity" by packing them into closer and closer quarters, a little short.

    With coronachan rampant, isn't it worthwhile to reflect on the co-working and co-working trends of the 2010s?

    What are those stuck in co-living arrangements doing for social isolation?

  13. #13
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny contrary to popular beliefs, not all 'investors' are smart.

    Shut up, Nonce
  14. #14
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    He says he sold the trademark for $6m, but the real number is much lower.
  15. #15
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra we need a new paradigm for punishing 'white collar' crime. China has the right idea there

    In china the white collar criminals are all in government, and all governments hate competition.
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  16. #16
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny contrary to popular beliefs, not all 'investors' are smart.

    Lol you got banned nonce.

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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country https://edition.cnn.com/2020/04/02/tech/wework-softbank-bailout/index.html

    Softbank is finally walking away from (((WeWork))), leaving jedi messiah Adam Neumann, who promised to "elevate the consciousness of humanity" by packing them into closer and closer quarters, a little short.

    With coronachan rampant, isn't it worthwhile to reflect on the co-working and co-working trends of the 2010s?

    What are those stuck in co-living arrangements doing for social isolation?


    buy, the deep dip.

    because after this working in confined spaces in close proximity is going to be the latest trend.
  18. #18
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by rabbitweed In china the white collar criminals are all in government, and all governments hate competition.

    even party members regularly get long sentences or bullet therapy for defrauding the people
  19. #19
    Originally posted by aldra even party members regularly get long sentences or bullet therapy for defrauding the people

    those are usually just for shows.

    their policy there is its ok to steal from the people unless and until you're caught.
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  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    As opposed to getting a small fine when caught
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