I fire cumshots off my balcony

1. 2019-09-19 at 10:53 AM UTC

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   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   Early in the morning or late at night when I wake up and it's deserted, sometimes I stroke off on my balcony and shoot off between the slats so it splurts on the grass below. No one has ever caught me or said anything. When I 2alk past my apartment from outside, you can even see cumstains on the ground but only if you know what you're looking for, and even then it's pretty inconspicuous, it looks like dust or dirt after it's dried and been exposed to the elements for a few weeks.
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   • OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
2. 2019-09-19 at 10:54 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Sounds good.
3. 2019-09-19 at 11:03 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   soemthing something white christmas
4. 2019-09-19 at 12:25 PM UTC

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   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   It just sits on the grass and dirt being slowly eroded by the rain, sun and wind.
5. 2019-09-19 at 1:35 PM UTC

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   Candyrein_is_a_nigger Houston

   Originally posted by aldra soemthing something white christmas

   
   Aldra dreaming of a white christmas, just like the ones he used to know.
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   • aldra
6. 2019-09-19 at 2:03 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   When your boyfriend does the reach around on you, do you scream raep?
7. 2019-09-19 at 2:05 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Candyrein_is_a_nigger Aldra dreaming of a white christmas, just like the ones he used to know.

   
   just like the ones he repressed
8. 2019-09-19 at 2:19 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   nice work OP