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why the fuck does it take so fucking goddamn long to open a picture in windows 10?

  1. #21
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Windows 10 feels like it was made by shitskins without the oversight of a single Aryan person.
    The absolute state of microsoft.

    Absolutely. Microsoft has ALWAYS been a pack of utter mouthbreathers. They were the first to come up with the "user-friendly-cash-cow" gambit, but they're also the ones who made the Blue Screen of Death famous. You see, they want to "HELP" you. You can't do anything on your own, so they need to do everything for you. Only problem there is what they are going to do for you is always failure and absolute shit. There's not even a question about it. They're like that kid in Charlie Brown who always has that dark cloud over his head following him around. The original radical leftists. Total idiots, beyond belief. Anything Microsoft is already cursed from the get-go.
  2. #22
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by L41n Use linux like a real hacker instead of windows like a little piss baby.

    I was using loonix and coding before you were even born
  3. #23
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Oh, yeah? Well, I was one of the original COBALT programmers, manning the silos.
  4. #24
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Absolutely. Microsoft has ALWAYS been a pack of utter mouthbreathers. They were the first to come up with the "user-friendly-cash-cow" gambit, but they're also the ones who made the Blue Screen of Death famous. You see, they want to "HELP" you. You can't do anything on your own, so they need to do everything for you. Only problem there is what they are going to do for you is always failure and absolute shit. There's not even a question about it. They're like that kid in Charlie Brown who always has that dark cloud over his head following him around. The original radical leftists. Total idiots, beyond belief. Anything Microsoft is already cursed from the get-go.

    Windows XP was their one and only decent product (although 3.11 was fun).
    I really loved XP and if it were compatible with modern hardware and software I would still be using it.
  5. #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Windows XP was their one and only decent product (although 3.11 was fun).
    I really loved XP and if it were compatible with modern hardware and software I would still be using it.

    WinXP is basically the only thing I use from those assholes, and I'm on it right now. I've had this setup up and running for over a decade now with zero issues.
  6. #26
    L41n Houston
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I was using loonix and coding before you were even born

    That just makes it sadder how much more elite I am than you...if you start being nicer to me I might teach you some stuff.
  7. #27
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL WinXP is basically the only thing I use from those assholes, and I'm on it right now. I've had this setup up and running for over a decade now with zero issues.

    are you the guy who runs it on a laptop and claims to be a monk?
  8. #28
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by L41n That just makes it sadder how much more elite I am than you…if you start being nicer to me I might teach you some stuff.

    kill yourself, kid.
  9. #29
    L41n Houston
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal

    No thanx, I'm not a drunk smelly hikky loser like *some* people...if I was then I might consider it, those are the worst.
  10. #30
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We used just MS-Dos 6.0 and Telnet, and then this Win3.1 came out, and we're like, what the fuck baby shit is this? So we decided to check it out for fun, but when we went to install the thing on a clean hard drive, we found out the idiots over at Microsoft had decided you needed a "qualifying product" first, or it wouldn't install. So we had to install MS-Dos first, and then install Win3.1 on top of that. Of course, we already had the MS-Dos 6.0, but Win3.1 already had Ms-Dos 6.1 inside it's install build. And none of this "qualifying product" bullshit was on the box when you bought it. So they were basically making you jump through hoops for no reason just to sell their MS-Dos software. Right there I knew we were dealing with a bunch of absolute fuckups.
  11. #31
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by L41n No thanx, I'm not a drunk smelly hikky loser like *some* people…if I was then I might consider it, those are the worst.

    you have no business associating yourself with Lain

  12. #32
    L41n Houston
    die mad about it skidiot (^_^)
  13. #33
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL We used just MS-Dos 6.0 and Telnet, and then this Win3.1 came out, and we're like, what the fuck baby shit is this? So we decided to check it out for fun, but when we went to install the thing on a clean hard drive, we found out the idiots over at Microsoft had decided you needed a "qualifying product" first, or it wouldn't install. So we had to install MS-Dos first, and then install Win3.1 on top of that. Of course, we already had the MS-Dos 6.0, but Win3.1 already had Ms-Dos 6.1 inside it's install build. And none of this "qualifying product" bullshit was on the box when you bought it. So they were basically making you jump through hoops for no reason just to sell their MS-Dos software. Right there I knew we were dealing with a bunch of absolute fuckups.

    They were the software jews

    3.11 was really fun though
    I have fond memories of play Solitaire and that one skiing game where you run away from that monster on my obaasan's beige desktop.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #34
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by L41n die mad about it skidiot (^_^)

    Lain thinks you're an idiot
  15. #35
    L41n Houston
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal stupid hikky ranting

    If telling yourself that makes you feel better about being a piss baby~ than go for it, it's important for smelly otaku to develop self-esteem.
  16. #36
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by L41n If telling yourself that makes you feel better about being a piss baby~ than go for it, it's important for smelly otaku to develop self-esteem.

    I am literally Lain's chosen disciple
    she communicated with me at a very early age and has been with me my entire life
    I speak to her telepathically and emotionally on a spiritual level
    She wanted me to tell you that you're a loser and she feels ashamed that you associate yourself with her name and image.
  17. #37
    L41n Houston
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal chuuni rambling

    oh no, the piss baby has hit the delusional stage of hikkyness. I wonder what comes next?

  18. #38
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    those aren't delusions
    it's spirituality
    a plebeian like yourself would have no concept of this
  19. #39
    L41n Houston
    I'm bored of thius
  20. #40
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    then leave and never come back
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