2015-10-08 at 6:45 AM UTC
I need a fake ID so I can get senior discounts. Thanks fam tbh
2015-10-08 at 9:57 PM UTC
you look all of 65 years young already, MMMQ
2015-10-09 at 8:27 AM UTC
Ima let this download finish tomorrow/today so I can give details of what it contains.
2015-10-19 at 9:02 PM UTC
mmq i know how you are going to become wealthy and successful.
step 1 get a fake idea saying you are 66 years old, your name is fred mcgeezer or some shit like that
step 2 start taking etizolam and going to early bird specials at old people restaruants in small towns
step 3 make a bunch of old friends and do favors for them, especially the rich ones
step 4 they die and leave you in the will
step 5 collect that $$$
this one is good because its pretty easy, seems like it would come easy to you, and you just get to take etizolam and chill and smoke weed and old people probably have some pretty dope stories.
but seriously i know this one dude who would bring his elderly widow neighor dinner sometimes and rake her leaves and shit, and when the lady knew she was on her way out she arranged to sell her house to the dude for like $9000 which was probably 1/10 of what it was worth.
2015-10-29 at 4:01 AM UTC
So what was the result of the download? Is it safe?
