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Hypothetical surefire ways to suicide
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2015-09-17 at 4:46 AM UTCAll I can think of is CO because it binds to heboglobin permanently
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2015-09-17 at 5:49 AM UTC1. Purchase ounce of heroin
2. Purchase crazy oversized clown syringe
3. Inject entire ounce of heroin
4. ?????????????
5. DEATH!!!! -
2015-09-17 at 4:25 PM UTCsurefire ways? well I don't think that there is an antidote for cyanide
and if you somehow were to get ahold of and ingest etorphine, I don't think that even naloxone could save you
but I don't know for sure, because I have never been suicidal, and I see it as a weakness akin to homosexuality. -
2015-09-17 at 4:32 PM UTCOh this thread again. I haven't seen 100 of this same thread since I joined zoklet, always from a different member. Hell I probably made on at one point.
Anyway, run out in front of a fast-moving train, bus, or semi. DUH. -
2015-09-17 at 5:15 PM UTCI recommend traveling back in time, confronting your pregnant mother, and vigorously assaulting her midsection
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2015-09-17 at 8:33 PM UTCAs I recall, statistically gunshot to the head is the way to go. You're underage right? If so I think that's not an option, but if you have access a firearm that's probably the way to go. If you don't fuck it up, hanging is pretty solid. In the stats it's not that effective but then that's because most people who "attempt suicide" don't really want to die or pussy out at the last moment and it's a lot easier to half-ass a hanging than a shooting.
But really, you probably don't _really_ want to kill yourself so as far as I'm concerned this thread is purely academic. -
2015-09-17 at 11:24 PM UTCDon't mention a firearm, because this is roshambo we are talking about here, and he will just end up shooting his fucking jaw off and surviving.
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2015-09-17 at 11:28 PM UTCOld age.
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2015-09-18 at 2:29 AM UTC
Old age.
Lol, yes eventually you're going to die no matter what. It's inevitable. -
2015-09-18 at 2:35 AM UTCTake a Frisbee. Fold Frisbee in half. Lubricate throut hole. Insert folded Frisbee into throut hole. Hit end with hammer until dead
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2015-09-18 at 2:38 AM UTCYou could also climb to the edge of a volcano and inject yourself with a power sedative let gravity take effect...and you'll be instantly cremated not to mention you'd have a volcano as your resting place pretty sweet yo
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2015-09-18 at 9:16 AM UTCHelium bag, the materials are easy to get and it's painless and surefire if done right: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
I also recall a guide on suicide with choloform posted to the front page of RDFRN. IIRC it's supposed to be readily available, contrary to what you'd expect, and can be bought on ebay. You could use a similar method with a bag, in the guide he also wrote about simply taping a rag soaked it in over your mouth and nose, although this would be less reliable.
CO can be another method similar to helium. For example, a small charcoal grill in a sealed tent. If done right you should pass out and drift to eternal sleep painlessly and unaware. -
2015-09-18 at 1:27 PM UTCBe born, wait...
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2015-09-18 at 2:36 PM UTCWith hand jack, remove front tire of truck. Place head squarely under rim and release jack lever. Legs will stiffen, then settle slowly to ground.
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2015-09-18 at 5:05 PM UTCthe charcoal grill thing is a sure-fire ticket to hell
didn't the guy from the band boston do himself in that way? -
2015-09-18 at 6:05 PM UTC
the charcoal grill thing is a sure-fire ticket to hell
didn't the guy from the band boston do himself in that way?
[FONT=Roboto][SIZE=12px]Court Documents Recount ‘Embarrassing Incident’ That Preceded Boston Singer’s Suicide[/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=13px] [/SIZE] [FONT=Roboto][SIZE=12px]Last week, we told you about a nasty lawsuit filed by Boston guitarist and leader Tom Scholz against the Boston Herald, in which Scholz says the paper implied he drove the band’s lead singer, Brad Delp, to commit suicide in 2007.
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[FONT=Roboto][SIZE=12px]Now the Boston Globe reports documents filed in the case reveal a messier, sadder, and far more tabloid-esque story than the one that’s already been told.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Roboto][SIZE=12px]Previously, friends of Delp’s told the court about a tense relationship between the singer and Scholz, with former Boston member David Sikes saying Delp “didn’t like Tom and didn’t trust Tom. He felt that Tom had taken advantage of him financially, especially.†Delp’s friend Joy Baker also testified, “Brad just could not stand one more minute of feeling like he could not stand up for himself or do the right thing, if you will, in any aspect of his life, because he was so afraid… he would run from confrontation and I think he was just beaten down by the years of dealing with Tom Scholz.â€
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[FONT=Roboto][SIZE=12px]For his part, Scholz denied the claims and said “an extremely upsetting and embarrassing incident†between Delp and a close friend is actually what drove the vocalist to take his own life. And now we know what the incident involved. (We apologize in advance if you feel the need to bathe after reading this.)
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[FONT=Roboto][SIZE=12px]Seems Delp was engaged to a woman named Pamela Sullivan, and her sister Meg was Delp’s roommate for more than two years. Meg described him as her “best friend,†so she was horrified when she discovered a battery-operated hidden camera in her bedroom — a camera Delp later admitted to planting.
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[FONT=Roboto][SIZE=12px]Meg and her boyfriend, Todd Winmill, confronted Delp, and emails show he was incredibly contrite and apologetic, saying, “I feel sick about this, and deservedly so … I want to try and make you understand that I consider myself a decent person who made a dreadful error in judgment … I acted out of some impulse that is still not completely fathomable to me.â€
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[FONT=Roboto][SIZE=12px]Delp also said an affair that Pamela (his fiancee and Meg’s sister) had the summer before had left him traumatized, adding, “Maybe the emotional roller coaster that I was on … has in some way something to do with what possessed me to do such an irrational and out of character thing.â€
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[FONT=Roboto][SIZE=12px]Meanwhile, Pamela didn’t know about the camera incident, and Winmill told Delp that he himself should be the one to tell her, writing in an email, “It is because of [Meg’s] regard for you that she has given you this opportunity to tell Pam yourself.â€
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[FONT=Roboto][SIZE=12px]Delp promised he would, but he asked for a few days to do so. It was during that time period that he bought the charcoal grills he’d eventually light in a sealed bathroom, letting the carbon monoxide overtake him and end his life. Pamela found his body on March 9, 2007.
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[FONT=Roboto][SIZE=12px]It’s this incredibly tragic story that Scholz says pushed Delp to commit suicide — not his own relationship with the singer.
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[FONT=Roboto][SIZE=12px]Still, in the notes Delp left behind, he apologized to Meg and her boyfriend and said they were not to blame for his death, writing, “I have had bouts of depression and thoughts of suicide since I was a teenager … [Pamela] was my ‘ray of sunshine,’ but sometimes even a ray of sunshine is no substitute for a good psychiatrist.
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[FONT=Roboto][SIZE=12px]Read More: Court Documents Recount ‘Embarrassing Incident’ That Preceded Boston Singer’s Suicide | http://ultimateclassicrock.com/brad-delp-suicide-lawsuit/?trackback=tsmclip[/SIZE][/FONT]
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2015-09-18 at 6:10 PM UTChah
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2015-09-18 at 11:51 PM UTC
