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Capitalism is a fucking joke. I just want to buy drugs at the store

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    I don't like people, I like corporations and their loyal employees.

    I just want to buy some motherfucking cannabis and or methamphetamines but people that sell drugs are all faggots. There's a weed dealer two houses down from me and a meth dealer an hour away but its like pulling teeth trying to give these people my money. I got my welfare and I CANT SPEND IT unless I go to a store.

    Why the fuck are drug dealers so gay?. Why does the government actively try to stop me from spending money on things I want?.

    I just want an eighth of weed but I won't get it until 5-6pm, does that make any fucking sense in a capitalist society?.

    Imagine if I said "I just want a beer but I have to wait until the store opens at 4pm" THAT STORE WOULD BE OUT OF BUSINESS!!.

    I just want all drugs to be legal and a store with everything in one place, cannabis, alcohol, coffee, coca leaf, tea, tobacco, pills and the "behind the counter" stuff would be heroin, meth and pharmaceuticals. You could go In there with a doctors note saying to get Diazapam but you wouldn't need a script to buy it, and there would be a big ass catalog at the front with all drugs and prices so you could buy heroin from a licensed pharmacist, and clean rigs.

    But no, I gotta get coffee at Walmart, smokes at 7-11, booze from some paki, weed from some burnout and buy bitcoins and wait a week for meth from the internet, WHAT THE FUCK?!. I was born in the wrong era, I wish it was 100 years later.

    I just want to get high, I guess I'll drink this coffee and eat seroquel and bundy hurp de jeeeeeEEErrrrttt!!!!
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I don't like people, I like corporations and their loyal employees.

    I just want to buy some motherfucking cannabis and or methamphetamines but people that sell drugs are all faggots. There's a weed dealer two houses down from me and a meth dealer an hour away but its like pulling teeth trying to give these people my money. I got my welfare and I CANT SPEND IT unless I go to a store.

    Why the fuck are drug dealers so gay?. Why does the government actively try to stop me from spending money on things I want?.

    I just want an eighth of weed but I won't get it until 5-6pm, does that make any fucking sense in a capitalist society?.

    Imagine if I said "I just want a beer but I have to wait until the store opens at 4pm" THAT STORE WOULD BE OUT OF BUSINESS!!.

    I just want all drugs to be legal and a store with everything in one place, cannabis, alcohol, coffee, coca leaf, tea, tobacco, pills and the "behind the counter" stuff would be heroin, meth and pharmaceuticals. You could go In there with a doctors note saying to get Diazapam but you wouldn't need a script to buy it, and there would be a big ass catalog at the front with all drugs and prices so you could buy heroin from a licensed pharmacist, and clean rigs.

    But no, I gotta get coffee at Walmart, smokes at 7-11, booze from some paki, weed from some burnout and buy bitcoins and wait a week for meth from the internet, WHAT THE FUCK?!. I was born in the wrong era, I wish it was 100 years later.

    I just want to get high, I guess I'll drink this coffee and eat seroquel and bundy hurp de jeeeeeEEErrrrttt!!!!

    [greentext]>Imagine if I said "I just want a beer but I have to wait until the store opens at 4pm" THAT STORE WOULD BE OUT OF BUSINESS!!.[/greentext]

    This is capitalism.

    [greentext]>Why the fuck are drug dealers so gay?. Why does the government actively try to stop me from spending money on things I want?.[/greentext]

    This is a consequence of a government program.

    Look, if you're going to reduce supply artificially by targeting drug producers and runners and what have you you're going to artificially increase it's price. As opposed to more traditional goods the demand of drugs is not really influenced by it's price. So at the end of the day you're making life easier for drug dealers and everyone involved in the drug trade. The only people that lose out are the consumer and arguably society and the government. If i have 1k in costs per month in example, under normal circumstances(without government interference) i'd break even if i sold you 25g's of meth a month(just some numbers to make a point) now beause the government has artificially increased the prices to break even i now only have to sell 15g's a month in example. Which allows me to roll up at 5pm throw a couple points at you and go back to bed. Should i so desire.

    If the gubmint has to be involved i'd argue for a strategy of harm reduction.
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    If the government would stay out of it i'm sure these stores would be like 7-11 and never close, bring in millions of dollars in taxes which can be used for public health.

    The only people that lose out are the consumer and arguably society and the government.

    All in the name of "public health". What's worse?, someone abusing heroin legally or the hundreds of people that get ripped off or fucked over participating in an unregulated market?, injecting shoe polish seems retarded but in this society its perfectly acceptable because the government is retarded.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If the government would stay out of it i'm sure these stores would be like 7-11 and never close, bring in millions of dollars in taxes which can be used for public health.



    All in the name of "public health". What's worse?, someone abusing heroin legally or the hundreds of people that get ripped off or fucked over participating in an unregulated market?, injecting shoe polish seems retarded but in this society its perfectly acceptable because the government is retarded.

    The point is, the drug trade isn't an unregulated market. That would actually be beneficial, people seem to have this idea that everything that operates outside of the law is in some sort of unregulated market, supply and demand still play a critical role in any sort of lawful or unlawful trading. Furthermore laws can still influence a market if and dare i say especially if they prohibit the goods that are being traded in. To Keynesian economic theorists the drug trade could be called a badly regulated market Austrians might go as far as saying it is an overly-regulated market instead. A notion i subscribe to, because there's about nothing more drastic you can do to a product's price than outright banning it.
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    This pissed me off so much it almost warrants a new thread.

    Why "capitalism" can go suck on my nytz 2.0

    Okay so I'm WITHDRAWING CASH FROM AN ATM Because drug dealers are all fags remember? They only take cash, and only bills, no coins. So now I'm walking around the hood with $200 like a retard (which I would never do under normal circumstances) but capitalism makes people do all kinds of dumb shit. I run into two of my comrades and follow them around for the afternoon.

    I decided to grab some beer because I'm an Al Coholic and we all get hungry, they wanna go to Mac Donalds but I have all this frosty beer I just wanna drink. Here's the problem, in places like Het Koninkrijk Der Nederlanden you can buy and drink beer at Mac Donalds.. But I live in like, third world north Korea so the government forces restaraunts to not sell alcohol in the best places to buy it. I normally HATE Mac Donalds but If I was allowed to drink my beer in their establishment I would have bought food too. So government regulation just cost them business and me, the consumer has to go home to drink my beer.

    I'm honestly ashamed at society. Maybe its because Amerikkka is so fucked, or maybe I just belong in Europe (weed is legal in Amsterdam and you can order beer at Mac Donalds).

    Now I'm just sitting here in the dark drinking a beer and now I'm hungry as fuck and have to leave the house AGAIN. all this could have been avoided if there was a drug 7-11 selling weed, meth, beer and munchies, I would have never went to the bank and I would be CRUNK by now. Society has failed a man with money today, and I'm sure I ain't the only one.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Excellent use of quotation marks.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also 'The Netherlands'(Plural) doesn't directly translate to Nederlands(Singular, in reference to the language) Instead you could say Nederlanden(Plural in reference to the country) but no self respecting Dutch person uses that term. While Nederlanden is a shorthand of the official name of the country which is Het Koninkrijk Der Nederlanden or The Kingdom of the Netherlands in english we use the shorthand of the shorthand and just say Nederland(Singular, in reference to the country)

    See? Easy.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
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    Do you not have 24 hour alcohol shops in America? That sucks. And Walmart doesn't sell cigarettes? Does Walmart not sell alcohol either? Man I can get codeine, beer and tobacco all in one 24 hour shop here (altho the pharmacy bit is only 8am-8pm).
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    This pissed me off so much it almost warrants a new thread.

    Why "capitalism" can go suck on my nytz 2.0

    Okay so I'm WITHDRAWING CASH FROM AN ATM Because drug dealers are all fags remember? They only take cash, and only bills, no coins. So now I'm walking around the hood with $200 like a retard (which I would never do under normal circumstances) but capitalism makes people do all kinds of dumb shit. I run into two of my comrades and follow them around for the afternoon.

    I decided to grab some beer because I'm an Al Coholic and we all get hungry, they wanna go to Mac Donalds but I have all this frosty beer I just wanna drink. Here's the problem, in places like Het Koninkrijk Der Nederlanden you can buy and drink beer at Mac Donalds.. But I live in like, third world north Korea so the government forces restaraunts to not sell alcohol in the best places to buy it. I normally HATE Mac Donalds but If I was allowed to drink my beer in their establishment I would have bought food too. So government regulation just cost them business and me, the consumer has to go home to drink my beer.

    I'm honestly ashamed at society. Maybe its because Amerikkka is so fucked, or maybe I just belong in Europe (weed is legal in Amsterdam and you can order beer at Mac Donalds).

    Now I'm just sitting here in the dark drinking a beer and now I'm hungry as fuck and have to leave the house AGAIN. all this could have been avoided if there was a drug 7-11 selling weed, meth, beer and munchies, I would have never went to the bank and I would be CRUNK by now. Society has failed a man with money today, and I'm sure I ain't the only one.


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    I don't like people, I like corporations and their loyal employees.

    I just want to buy some motherfucking cannabis and or methamphetamines but people that sell drugs are all faggots. There's a weed dealer two houses down from me and a meth dealer an hour away but its like pulling teeth trying to give these people my money. I got my welfare and I CANT SPEND IT unless I go to a store.

    Why the fuck are drug dealers so gay?. Why does the government actively try to stop me from spending money on things I want?.

    I just want an eighth of weed but I won't get it until 5-6pm, does that make any fucking sense in a capitalist society?.

    Imagine if I said "I just want a beer but I have to wait until the store opens at 4pm" THAT STORE WOULD BE OUT OF BUSINESS!!.

    I just want all drugs to be legal and a store with everything in one place, cannabis, alcohol, coffee, coca leaf, tea, tobacco, pills and the "behind the counter" stuff would be heroin, meth and pharmaceuticals. You could go In there with a doctors note saying to get Diazapam but you wouldn't need a script to buy it, and there would be a big ass catalog at the front with all drugs and prices so you could buy heroin from a licensed pharmacist, and clean rigs.

    But no, I gotta get coffee at Walmart, smokes at 7-11, booze from some paki, weed from some burnout and buy bitcoins and wait a week for meth from the internet, WHAT THE FUCK?!. I was born in the wrong era, I wish it was 100 years later.

    I just want to get high, I guess I'll drink this coffee and eat seroquel and bundy hurp de jeeeeeEEErrrrttt!!!!

    This pissed me off so much it almost warrants a new thread.

    Why "capitalism" can go suck on my nytz 2.0

    Okay so I'm WITHDRAWING CASH FROM AN ATM Because drug dealers are all fags remember? They only take cash, and only bills, no coins. So now I'm walking around the hood with $200 like a retard (which I would never do under normal circumstances) but capitalism makes people do all kinds of dumb shit. I run into two of my comrades and follow them around for the afternoon.

    I decided to grab some beer because I'm an Al Coholic and we all get hungry, they wanna go to Mac Donalds but I have all this frosty beer I just wanna drink. Here's the problem, in places like Het Koninkrijk Der Nederlanden you can buy and drink beer at Mac Donalds.. But I live in like, third world north Korea so the government forces restaraunts to not sell alcohol in the best places to buy it. I normally HATE Mac Donalds but If I was allowed to drink my beer in their establishment I would have bought food too. So government regulation just cost them business and me, the consumer has to go home to drink my beer.

    I'm honestly ashamed at society. Maybe its because Amerikkka is so fucked, or maybe I just belong in Europe (weed is legal in Amsterdam and you can order beer at Mac Donalds).

    Now I'm just sitting here in the dark drinking a beer and now I'm hungry as fuck and have to leave the house AGAIN. all this could have been avoided if there was a drug 7-11 selling weed, meth, beer and munchies, I would have never went to the bank and I would be CRUNK by now. Society has failed a man with money today, and I'm sure I ain't the only one.


  13. #13
    I'm having the same problem again. I have money but I don't feel like interacting with human beings in any capacity beyond a transaction.

    I could go sobriety but.. I has moneys.. I just want to be a good capitalist and spind it.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Bumping for Het Koninkrijk Der Nederlanden.
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    I have a $50 bill and I want an eighth of weed. But what if the drug dealer doesn't have the right change?.

    I'm looking for meth on craigslist and someone hits me up.. "Yeah I can hook you up just let me know your age, race, eye color and where you live"

    I replied "that's gay as fuck, am I applying for a credit card here?. Ill just pay double to get it from the darknet and NEVER BUY DRUGS IN PERSON EVER AGAIN, thanks a lot. " and then I sent a picture of that fat silk road G
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I have a $50 bill and I want an eighth of weed. But what if the drug dealer doesn't have the right change?.

    I'm looking for meth on craigslist and someone hits me up.. "Yeah I can hook you up just let me know your age, race, eye color and where you live"

    I replied "that's gay as fuck, am I applying for a credit card here?. Ill just pay double to get it from the darknet and NEVER BUY DRUGS IN PERSON EVER AGAIN, thanks a lot. Im never gonna even try to buy drugs in person ever again" and then I sent a picture of that fat silk road G

    Lol, sounds like the feds aren't even trying any more.
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    I have a $50 bill and I want an eighth of weed. But what if the drug dealer doesn't have the right change?.

    Stop somewhere and break it, or buy more weed or credit it for next time

    I'm looking for meth on craigslist and someone hits me up.. "Yeah I can hook you up just let me know your age, race, eye color and where you live"

    I replied "that's gay as fuck, am I applying for a credit card here?. Ill just pay double to get it from the darknet and NEVER BUY DRUGS IN PERSON EVER AGAIN, thanks a lot. Im never gonna even try to buy drugs in person ever again" and then I sent a picture of that fat silk road G

  18. #18
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    A++ thread

    though I'm surprised I've beaten malice to it:

    the majority of your problems here aren't with capitalism itself, they arise from government interference in markets; crony capitalism or touches of socialism depending on who you ask
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    Stop somewhere and break it, or buy more weed or credit it for next time
    I would rather just go to the store, hand them a fiddy and walk out. I'm also sick of the whole "routine" bullshit of talking to the person and bla bla bla bla.. I just want to get my weed and get out of there. It's fucking awkward when you only go to the persons house to get drugs.

    Lol, sounds like the feds aren't even trying any more.

    Thats what I thought but why would the cops bust someone looking for a small amount? it's fucking retarded. Either the police have nothing better to do, or I'm gonna get robbed or some shit but most likely this guy is just a paranoid tweeker who can't sell drugs to the biggest degenerate in human history (me)
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    A++ thread

    though I'm surprised I've beaten malice to it:

    the majority of your problems here aren't with capitalism itself, they arise from government interference in markets; crony capitalism or touches of socialism depending on who you ask

    Yeah, government regulation has ruined capitalism and turned it into a joke. Keeping drugs illegal is what gets people ripped off/robbed for trying to buy meth off craigslist, or OD because someone cut the heroin with shoe polish and baby laxative. It would be much safer to buy it in a store. If they banned alcohol people would just drink moonshine and go blind and everything would be way worse.

    I just want to spend my money efficiently and not get shanked in a dark alley or have to do awkward drug deals in front of peoples kids. I would rather be sober and scrape the bong than call up my next door neighbor at 8pm and go to the store and break a fifty.
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