I have locked myself inside of the library

1. 2019-09-14 at 4:33 AM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut
   Dear Diary,
   
   This morning when I woke up, mother was on the ceiling and father was on the floor. The dog was nowhere to be found, and there was a shrill squealing sound so I went to investigate.
   
   I don't know what the fuck is going on but the sky is no longer there. I can't explain it. There are no stars, and the daylight still remains despite it being a whole thirty two hours later. I walked up and down the block, but there were no cars. I rang the doorbell to my neighbor's house, but there were no people.
   
   My phone doesn't work, and there wasn't a single cop at the police station.
   
   The sun has began to go down and I can hear loud crashing sounds outside. I have locked myself in the library.
   
   If you are reading this, send help.
   
   Signed,
   
   Candleja
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
2. 2019-09-14 at 4:34 AM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut
   But who was phone you ask?
   
   One
   
   Two
   
   Thrreeee
   
   *CHOMP*
   
   Three.
3. 2019-09-14 at 4:35 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Dude I'm over here hiding in the basement of Dan's Oil. I thought I was the only one left. Come to me.
4. 2019-09-14 at 4:38 AM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Dude I'm over here hiding in the basement of Dan's Oil. I thought I was the only one left. Come to me.

   
   I walked by that way yesterday and 5th street was an abyss. I don't know how else to get to Dan's oil. Do you have any food?
5. 2019-09-14 at 4:45 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by G4LM I walked by that way yesterday and 5th street was an abyss. I don't know how else to get to Dan's oil. Do you have any food?

   
   Dude. I have food. I just need company. I'm sacrificing half my everything by entrusting you to join me.
6. 2019-09-14 at 5:50 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   it's a trick mmq is one of the unmade
7. 2019-09-14 at 5:51 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Did you know if you microwave a book on high for 5 minutes that the ink melts and makes cool ass splotches...
8. 2019-09-14 at 5:55 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Did you know if you microwave a book on high for 5 minutes that the ink melts and makes cool ass splotches…

   
   Same happens if you broil yourself in your oven
9. 2019-09-16 at 4:21 PM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut
   Anyone ever figure out who was phone?