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Holy fuck, the people on reddit are beta.

  1. #1
    https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/5bcwx3/i_got_a_girls_number_but_she_didnt_text_back_for/

    In case he deletes it:

    [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=14px]So today I took an SAT testing and I saw this cute Korean girl in my room. We chatted a bit between breaks and after the testing. (Both of us are 17) And we were about to leave so I got the courage to ask her number and she gave it to me. She is a shy Asian girl who speaks soft but she's sweet. Anyways, I left the test center around 1:30 and texted her around 3:45 and waited but she didn't respond. I sent another text at 4:00 but she still didn't respond. Unfortunately I have an Android phone so I really can't see if she read my message or not. I called her twice around 7 (EST time) but she didn't pick up. I'm not asking her out on a date but it was nice chatting with her. Is she scared since English isn't her first language? (Note to self, I'm also Asian) Or am I being too hasty and should try to wait a day? The possibility is she could have limited phone usage, is out, or working. Worse comes to worse, she's not interested or doesn't care or she gave me a wrong phone number. I'm pretty upset because I like chatting with her :(
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  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Tell him to keep calm and three day rule.
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    How do I apologize to her when I don't even know what I've done?


    lol
  4. #4
    chasing that pussy like a thirsty cuck
  5. #5
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    How do I apologize to her when I don't even know what I've done?


    lol

    Sophie's top rules for dealing with females.
    • If you don't know what you did wrong there is a 95% likelihood you didn't do anything wrong.
    • That being said, if you have to ask female whether she is ok with X, Y or Z she probably isn't.
    • Also whatever you do, don't apologize on account of her histrionics.
  6. #6
    How do I apologize to her when I don't even know what I've done?


    lol


    Fucking christ. I'm trying to imagine what I'd do in that situation. I want to pretend to be beta and say I'd fuckin' break up with her right then and there, but me likey the sex too much.

    That'd definitely be the turning point in the relationship for me though. I'd stop giving a shit about her, start cheating on her, etc. Then if she done something else like that I'd end it once I had new pussy.

    One thing's for sure, what I wouldn't do is make a thread on reddit asking how to apologize to her.
  7. #7
    https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/5bg5xh/girl_i_barely_know_resting_her_head_in_my_lap_why/

    Omfg, fucking virgins.

  8. #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/5bg5xh/girl_i_barely_know_resting_her_head_in_my_lap_why/

    Omfg, fucking virgins.

    All sounds adorable to me. They must be like 15.
  9. #9
    All sounds adorable to me. They must be like 15.

    No, look, this one even has the ages:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/5bgfh7/23m_currently_pursuing_a_relationship_with_20f/

    She isn't hesitant for that reason you stupid fuck. She's hesitant because you're a beta piece of shit. He even admits he's always getting friendzoned in the comments.

    "[FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=14px]What can I do to show her I'm not like him." Fucking lol.[/SIZE][/FONT]
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    No, look, this one even has the ages:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/5bgfh7/23m_currently_pursuing_a_relationship_with_20f/

    She isn't hesitant for that reason you stupid fuck. She's hesitant because you're a beta piece of shit. He even admits he's always getting friendzoned in the comments.

    "[FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=14px]What can I do to show her I'm not like him." Fucking lol.[/SIZE][/FONT]

    Fine, i was talking about the "head in lap" situation specifically. I don't know of any adult person that goes to high school.
  11. #11
    Fine, i was talking about the "head in lap" situation specifically. I don't know of any adult person that goes to high school.


    I remember back as far as 2nd grade girls were putting their heads in our laps when watching movies and shit. It's just a thing girls do to guys because they're fucking whores. That thread is so fucking beta no matter what his age.
  12. #12
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Are you familiar with r/relationships? I noticed you only linked to r/dating.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/

    Pfft, just reading the first few top posts. Good grief.
  13. #13
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I remember back as far as 2nd grade girls were putting their heads in our laps when watching movies and shit. It's just a thing girls do to guys because they're fucking whores. That thread is so fucking beta no matter what his age.

    Well that must be an American thing then.
  14. #14
    https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/5d7n5w/i_asked_a_girl_out_she_gave_me_her_number/

    hahahahahaha

    again, in case he deletes it:

    I met this cute girl while I was hiking and we had a short conversation, we split quickly after I helped her take a few photos for her. I took me a lot of mental processing and boldness to overcome my shyness and went back and asked her if she would like to have a coffee with me. To my surprise she said yes and gave her number. I texted back a few mins. later saying "hey it's me, this is my number". In the evening I messaged her that it was nice meeting her. No response. Then I waited for a day and then texted her asking if she's interested in getting that coffee. No response. Why does that world have to function this way? Why?
    I am not going to text her anymore, obviously.
  15. #15
    You gotta stalk man...keep sending gifts and love letters and shit.
  16. #16
    bitches aint shit but hos and tricks
  17. #17
    https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/5dfde7/she_deleted_her_okcupid_account_and_popped_up_on/

    Holy fuck, what a lonely faggot.

    So after being on OkCupid for a while a girl who I hadn't seen on there before sent me a message which led to us talking for a number I hours that night.
    We ended up getting along really well, joking and flirting a little and it seemed to all be going well. when she just didn't message back at one point It was late so I assumed that she might have just fallen asleep.
    I was going to send her another message the next day when I came to find that her OKCupid account had been disabled which sucked but hey I'm a big boy I can deal with it.
    Few days later and her picture popped up in my recommended Friends on Facebook as we had a few mutual friends.
    Would it be too weird/creepy to send her a friend request? I kind feel it would but I really though we got along quite well.
    TL:DR met a girl online and got talking She disabled her account Popped up on my Facebook with mutual friends Should I add her?
  18. #18
    Going on Reddit makes you a cuck by extension.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Going on Reddit makes you a cuck by extension.

    I'm a little bit cucky. I want to get rid of that completely by the middle of 2017.
  20. #20
    BAHAHAHAH! Here's a feel-good story!!!

    https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/5dhokq/i_27f_am_having_trouble_getting_over_a_guy_31m/

    so I dated a guy for a few weeks and had a really amazing time. I was happily giddy in that way only a new relationship can do to someone. I was under the impression that things were going great, but then it got awkward. He started acting strange and stopped contacting me. During that time I was pretty bummed, but still held out hope that we could work things out. After a week of not talking, I finally called him to find out what was going on. He came over and basically told me that we have nothing in common, we can't hold a conversation, and that he just wasn't interested in me anymore. He was in and out of my door in 5 minutes. I was devastated, but figured I'd get over it soon enough; I didn't know him for very long, after all.
    My problem is that I'm still just as hurt as I was when it happened. It was over a month ago now, and I still wake up every morning with a knot in my stomach and I feel like I'm only having a harder time accepting it. I've called him twice since he broke up with me just to say hi, hoping it will help bring me back to reality but I just felt silly and embarrassed afterwards.
    If anyone else has had a similar problem and can offer some advice I'd appreciate it
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