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  1. Originally posted by Fonaplats Will someone please reverse my pic so you can read it?

    it took me some effort but i did it just for you.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Posting in this thread to pay my respects. I'm sorry Juice, i hope you're at peace.

    So long space nigga...
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  3. G4LM African Astronaut
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When you are in death, you are sleeping. And when you are sleeping, you dream. Dreaming in death. That is where he is right now.
  5. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When you are in death, you are sleeping. And when you are sleeping, you dream. Dreaming in death. That is where he is right now.

    I thought you were a Christian.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania I thought you were a Christian.

    "Christian". C'mon, man.

    I believe what Jesus said about the First Death. He said the person is sleeping in death. And when people sleep, they dream. Dreaming in death.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Totse2k1 doesnt even Gap Theory
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    *gape theory
  9. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Don't talk about me like that
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL "Christian". C'mon, man.

    I believe what Jesus said about the First Death. He said the person is sleeping in death. And when people sleep, they dream. Dreaming in death.

    That's ackxchooally sounds more similar to Islam where you sleep for a number of days after you die and are with your own thoughts while your deeds are weighed and your fate is determined
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo That's ackxchooally sounds more similar to Islam where you sleep for a number of days after you die and are with your own thoughts while your deeds are weighed and your fate is determined

    When you die the First Death, you're not really gone. You're just suspended in memory. Suspended in time. Your consciousness is merely asleep, but not yet dead. You can be brought back at any time. The Second Death, reserved for traitors to mankind and God, is where you're gone forever, and nobody can bring you back. But even the evil ones will have the First Death.
  12. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo That's ackxchooally sounds more similar to Islam where you sleep for a number of days after you die and are with your own thoughts while your deeds are weighed and your fate is determined

    God has a lot of shit to do. You'll have to sit in the waiting room.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's a common misconception that God weighs your past deeds against you, or even weighs your past good deeds in your favor. The only thing he's interested in is what you are right now. What your heart condition is right now. God can read the heart, and there's no hiding anything. You could have done good deeds all your life and still be wicked, and he would know that. You could have done wicked things all your life and still be good, and he will know that. God never holds your past against you, as long as your heart ends up being good in the end. But time is running out, and it's running out very fast now.
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's a common misconception that God weighs your past deeds against you, or even weighs your past good deeds in your favor. The only thing he's interested in is what you are right now. What your heart condition is right now. God can read the heart, and there's no hiding anything. You could have done good deeds all your life and still be wicked, and he would know that. You could have done wicked things all your life and still be good, and he will know that. God never holds your past against you, as long as your heart ends up being good in the end. But time is running out, and it's running out very fast now.

    Don't try to talk for God like you know you fucking idiot. You know absolutely nothing but how to carry shingles up a ladder
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    So how long has your member been dead?
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So how long has your member been dead?

    Ever since he died.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ever since he died.

    Did you bury him or did you just let him rot in the hamper with your dirty shorts?
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Did you bury him or did you just let him rot in the hamper with your dirty shorts?

    He's buried under the apple tree in my back yard, along with all the rest. I bake an apple pie every spring.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you share the member pie or do you hoard it all for yourself? Where do you get all those members? Are they swollen?
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ Do you share the member pie or do you hoard it all for yourself? Where do you get all those members? Are they swollen?

    No they are not swollen members they are dead members.
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