Flirting with losers for kicks.

1. 2016-11-01 at 5:35 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I work in a bank, and today we were allowed to dress up for Halloween. So I decided to go the ultra PC route and dress up as a woman.
   
   And imo, I made a pretty damn good one. :)
   
   Anyway, customers started calling me ma'm and actually believed I was a chick, so I decided to start flirting with the biggest loser customers that came in just to see if they'd go for it. This REALLY big fag came in to withdraw some quarters (LOL), so I pretended to be into him and gave him a fake number. You shoulda seen his face. XD My coworkers were in the background giggling their asses off.
   
   Ahh, I love halloween.
2. 2016-11-01 at 5:46 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   inb4 he was already imbalanced, comes back with a gun and robs and rapes you
3. 2016-11-01 at 5:55 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Oh man, flirty teller was actually a man?
   
   Fuck, you don't even know how hard that makes me, gonna call him now for sure. Like 5/10 as a woman but 8/10 as a transexual.
4. 2016-11-01 at 6:23 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Oh man, flirty teller was actually a man?
   
   Fuck, you don't even know how hard that makes me, gonna call him now for sure. Like 5/10 as a woman but 8/10 as a transexual.

   
   Hey, free ass is free ass, am I right?
5. 2016-11-01 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This explains a lot actually.