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Extorting Lanny

  1. #1
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Roll the site back to v4, even if it means re-registering. Redesign the site.

    If our demands are not met, several defenseless, innocent, fragile, rather nice old ladies will meet an untimely demise. You have until midnight. Under the apple tree in the park at 5th and Queen. Bring the new server and come alone or the grannies get it. Tell no one.
  2. #2
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Lanny don't care about old women.
  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Unlike Idiosyncrafag, Lanny doesn't afraid of anything and does not negotiate with terrorists.
  4. #4
    Bradley Houston
    I liked v4 a little better too.
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    yolo!
  6. #6
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Unlike Idiosyncrafag, Lanny doesn't afraid of anything and does not negotiate with terrorists.
    I have ways of making him talk.
  7. #7
    Lanny motherfucker
    bleh, I'll see what I can do. Not hot on the idea of dropping the whole DB though.
  8. #8
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    yeah, I posted some good stuff on here, don't start again

    I am having the same problem with my board, without a vb license, I am locked out of using the tools I would need to move my database

  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    bleh, I'll see what I can do. Not hot on the idea of dropping the whole DB though.

    Don't drop the DB.
  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Nobody should really care about the current database. There's really nothing in it anyways. It's the future database you should be thinking about.
  11. #11
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Nobody should really care about the current database. There's really nothing in it anyways. It's the future database you should be thinking about.

    nothing in it? I bestow my powerful, meaningful words to illuminate all of your lives, and you call it nothing?

  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    nothing in it? I bestow my powerful, meaningful words to illuminate all of your lives, and you call it nothing?

    It's called copy&paste. And I mean that anything of worth on this DB can be copied to the next with just a couple of clicks of the mouse. Save to Notepad, copy to new database. It ain't rocket science.
  13. #13
    Bradley Houston
    where do i download a notepad
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    It's called copy&paste. And I mean that anything of worth on this DB can be copied to the next with just a couple of clicks of the mouse. Save to Notepad, copy to new database. It ain't rocket science.

    So you gonna' manually fill out all the tables and collumns again? Nigga please, get MySQL database management software, make a backup, alter where needed and be done with it.
  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    where do i download a notepad

    https://notepad-plus-plus.org/

    Like a pro.
  16. #16
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    So you gonna' manually fill out all the tables and collumns again? Nigga please, get MySQL database management software, make a backup, alter where needed and be done with it.

    No, I mean just go to the posts you think are worth something, right click and copy them, paste them into Notepad, then when v4 comes up, open new posts and paste them in. You really are overthinking it.
  17. #17
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Twelve grannies have just been eliminated, each in a uniquely horrific fashion. I hope you're happy now.
  18. #18
    Twelve grannies have just been eliminated, each in a uniquely horrific fashion. I hope you're happy now.
    No video no fucks
  19. #19
    komokazi Houston
    Roll the site back to v4, even if it means re-registering. Redesign the site.

    If our demands are not met, several defenseless, innocent, fragile, rather nice old ladies will meet an untimely demise. You have until midnight. Under the apple tree in the park at 5th and Queen. Bring the new server and come alone or the grannies get it. Tell no one.

    Does not compute.
  20. #20
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Does not compute.

    If you're going to use the word, demise, you have to preface it with the word, untimely, or else you lose the impact of the entire premise. I know, stupid rules, but that's just the way it has to be.
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