Hey I make better SUSHI than you (Sushi for people who don't like sushi)

1. 2019-09-08 at 3:21 PM UTC

   #1
   

   eBagger Tuskegee Airman
   Like I remember growing up and people be like "omg lets get sushi"
   
   and I'm like "oh"
   
   "Fish swim in their piss and shit and then you eat them raw haha fuck you"
   
   But then my culinary genius started to flourish and I thought, I don't need to eat any raw fish to enjoy these bite size delicacies
   
   So I went to work in the lab, tirelessly rolling up everything from cheese to bacon to ground chicken
   
   And I came up with enough amazing recipes to change the sushi game but they must remain a secret
   
   BUT
   
   I can share this one that is relatively simple and already staples of Sushi
   
   1. Get yo black ass some wonton wrappers
   
   
   
   This will be the base for all the goods. I'm not putting how much use your common sense for gods sake its a ratio that has to fit in those wontons you dumbfuck
   
   2. Ingredients:
   
   Wonton
   Sweet potato (or sweet potato fries)
   Avocado
   Cream Cheese
   Jalapeno
   Rice
   Salt n Peppa
   Siracha
   Spicy mayo
   Oil for cookin'
   Soy sauce (optional for dipping)
   
   3. Steps:
   
   1. Make Rice
   2. Make Sweet potato, either put fries in oven, or fresh sweet potato with some salt n peppa and olive oil
   3. Dice fresh or pickled jalapeños (holla penis) finely and mix it with the cream cheese
   4. Open up Avocado and remove giant seed. Cut into strips matching or similar to the sweet potato
   5. Open Wonton, lay across the rice, sweet potato, avocado, and spread the jalapeños cream cheese mixture GENEROUSLY
   6. Roll that shit up playa, close the ends with a little bit of water or eggwash
   7. Fry that shit til crispy brown, in an oil of your choice, I believe I use canola oil
   8. Take it out and put on paper towel. Cut it into Sushi. Then squeeze the spicy mayo and siracha all fancy like
   9. Get a dipping dish and put in the ah fuck you should know what to do by now god damn
   
   If you did everything correctly you should get some shit that looks like THIS
   
   
   
   Yeah I know its amazing looking thanks
   
   This was when I was frying my sushi tempura style with seaweed/rice, also quality, but alot messier
   
   Hey share your sushi recipes and stories here with me, its okay if its lackluster in comparison to my sushi masterpiece we're all friends here at gluttons and gourmet
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Grylls, 
   • Zanick, 
   • kroz, 
   • Sudo, 
   • G4LM
2. 2019-09-08 at 3:24 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Impressive
3. 2019-09-09 at 2:47 PM UTC

   #3
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   weeaboo faggot
4. 2019-09-10 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #4
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal weeaboo faggot

   
   U shooda keeled heem when u had da chance wound eye!
5. 2019-09-10 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal weeaboo faggot

   
   you seem jealous about being a jap wannabe fag who cant even make his own breakfast properly
6. 2019-09-10 at 9:27 PM UTC

   #6
   

   eBagger Tuskegee Airman
   Yeah!
   
   Fucking wounded eye non breakfast making shithead
7. 2019-09-10 at 9:31 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   get your protein up smh silly
8. 2019-09-11 at 1:06 AM UTC

   #8
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   look at all these NPC normie faggots shitting on their keyboards