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  1. #1
    How to buy meth:

    Walk up to any homeless person and say "I know you're part of the police and RCMP organized drug task force that sells government cocaine and I just wanted to purchase a gram of meth from you"

    Then When they start wigging out you say "don't forget your police training! Stay calm under pressure"

    They all actually do work for the RCMP and police selling government cocaine so they will act angry and do the ooga booga to scare you off but if you stand your ground and tell them you just want a gram no hassle they will call their government handlers and you get stuff made in government labs by jedi scientists
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol ur a dooshbag. Smh.
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    Hopp off my dicc faggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    K Lol.
  5. #5
    Smoke changra faggot DTE hates u lmrao
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    get some sleep
  7. #7
    I just woke up faggot

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  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i like u

    that would be so romantic if you could bring me breakfast in bed
  9. #9
    The lady even gave me extra donuts because I was being polite
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The lady even gave me extra donuts because I was being polite

    2 coffees, who was the other one for?
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    Originally posted by Grylls 2 coffees, who was the other one for?

    Your mom
  12. #12
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Those types of windows are always in poorer neighborhoods because they're harder to break
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Your mom

    k
  14. #14
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by G4LM Those types of windows are always in poorer neighborhoods because they're harder to break

    Those are some expensive windows though. I wish I had em in my basement.
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    It's a downtown apartment facing another building lol
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    tim hortons huh
  17. #17
    i need an excuse to go outside

    i have depression from lack of 5meo DMT, high dose LSD and oxytocin
  18. #18
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Those are some expensive windows though. I wish I had em in my basement.

    They're not expensive tho, despite probably being more durable made of significantly more glass. Super easy to install too.
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    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i need an excuse to go outside

    i have depression from lack of 5meo DMT, high dose LSD and oxytocin

    >lack of oxytoxin

    Hts not putting out?

    You can always go for a walk. Or exercise in other ways. Or eat better. Or exercise. Or try low dose (microdosing) lsd.

    Or be a shut in and order vitamin d capsules off Amazon
  20. #20
    The building I live in is older than both of us combined

    Originally posted by G4LM >lack of oxytoxin

    Hts not putting out?

    You can always go for a walk. Or exercise in other ways. Or eat better. Or exercise. Or try low dose (microdosing) lsd.

    Or be a shut in and order vitamin d capsules off Amazon

    I do go for walks, I even have photographic evidence to prove i left the house yesterday
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