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What the fuck is Minecraft and why should I give a shit?

  1. #1
    As stated
  2. #2
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    It's a game. I think you'll survive without giving a shit.
  3. #3
    Ok. Close this thread.
  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    post tits you fucking bitch
  5. #5
    park police Tuskegee Airman
    It's the greatest thing ever invented and if you don't get it you'll be poor for the rest of your life
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Minecraft is the most hardcore of all games you either master the land and make epic structures and conquer the autism Legos or you die like a bitch and rage quit when you lose your iron
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Minecraft is the most hardcore of all games you either master the land and make epic structures and conquer the autism Legos or you die like a bitch and rage quit when you lose your iron

    People who think minecraft is for kids hasn't been to the nether
  8. #8
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Beating my kids over here in Manitoba found my little one playing Minecart I slapped him senseless and put him onto playing violin like real fags used to back in my day
  9. #9
    Box Wine Houston
    Basically Lego in video game form
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Except with hunger mechanics and zombies that explode
  11. #11
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Hunger is my least favourite part of minecraft
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    A dozen meat and a full stack of bread lasts me many hours

    Also there's mooshrooms now if anyone wants to milk them for mushroom soup
  13. #13
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Hunger is my least favourite part of minecraft

    Meh, its pretty easy to farm.
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