2019-09-04 at 4:10 PM UTC
It's a game. I think you'll survive without giving a shit.
2019-09-04 at 5:02 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
post tits you fucking bitch
2019-09-04 at 5:33 PM UTC
It's the greatest thing ever invented and if you don't get it you'll be poor for the rest of your life
2019-09-04 at 7:50 PM UTC
Minecraft is the most hardcore of all games you either master the land and make epic structures and conquer the autism Legos or you die like a bitch and rage quit when you lose your iron
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2019-09-04 at 8:50 PM UTC
Beating my kids over here in Manitoba found my little one playing Minecart I slapped him senseless and put him onto playing violin like real fags used to back in my day
2019-09-04 at 8:52 PM UTC
Basically Lego in video game form
2019-09-04 at 9:14 PM UTC
Except with hunger mechanics and zombies that explode
2019-09-04 at 9:19 PM UTC
Hunger is my least favourite part of minecraft
2019-09-04 at 9:25 PM UTC
A dozen meat and a full stack of bread lasts me many hours
Also there's mooshrooms now if anyone wants to milk them for mushroom soup