What the fuck is Minecraft and why should I give a shit?

1. 2019-09-04 at 3:49 PM UTC

   #1
   -Dumpster Slut- Houston
   As stated
2. 2019-09-04 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   It's a game. I think you'll survive without giving a shit.
3. 2019-09-04 at 4:14 PM UTC

   #3
   -Dumpster Slut- Houston
   Ok. Close this thread.
4. 2019-09-04 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   post tits you fucking bitch
5. 2019-09-04 at 5:33 PM UTC

   #5
   park police Tuskegee Airman
   It's the greatest thing ever invented and if you don't get it you'll be poor for the rest of your life
6. 2019-09-04 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #6
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Minecraft is the most hardcore of all games you either master the land and make epic structures and conquer the autism Legos or you die like a bitch and rage quit when you lose your iron
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
   • G4LM
7. 2019-09-04 at 8:09 PM UTC

   #7
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Minecraft is the most hardcore of all games you either master the land and make epic structures and conquer the autism Legos or you die like a bitch and rage quit when you lose your iron

   
   People who think minecraft is for kids hasn't been to the nether
8. 2019-09-04 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #8
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Beating my kids over here in Manitoba found my little one playing Minecart I slapped him senseless and put him onto playing violin like real fags used to back in my day
9. 2019-09-04 at 8:52 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Box Wine Houston
   Basically Lego in video game form
10. 2019-09-04 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #10
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Except with hunger mechanics and zombies that explode
11. 2019-09-04 at 9:19 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Hunger is my least favourite part of minecraft
12. 2019-09-04 at 9:25 PM UTC

    #12
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    A dozen meat and a full stack of bread lasts me many hours
    
    Also there's mooshrooms now if anyone wants to milk them for mushroom soup
13. 2019-09-05 at 5:28 AM UTC

    #13
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Hunger is my least favourite part of minecraft

    
    Meh, its pretty easy to farm.