Nashville school bans Harry Potter books for “actual curses and spells”

1. 2019-09-04 at 2:17 PM UTC

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   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   "The curses and spells used in the books are actual curses and spells; which when read by a human being risk conjuring evil spirits."
   https://winteriscoming.net/2019/09/03/nashville-school-says-expelliarmus-harry-potter-books/
   
   Oh, okay.
2. 2019-09-04 at 2:23 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lol, they're not like any kind of 'real' magic I've heard of.
   
   
   though a friend sent me this story the other day and I just assumed it was from the panic about it like 15 years ago when they first came out
3. 2019-09-04 at 3:32 PM UTC

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   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   I "hate" Harry Potter tbh. But banning because "spells and curses"? That's bonkers.
   They do know is a fictional work, right? lol
4. 2019-09-04 at 5:29 PM UTC

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   park police Tuskegee Airman
   I'm on some level 99 harry potter shit right now
5. 2019-09-04 at 5:39 PM UTC

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   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   lol
6. 2019-09-04 at 5:46 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   IF IT AIN’T THE BIBLE IT’S BANNED. THEMS THE ONLY SPELLS WE BELIEVE IN ROUND THESE PARTS.
   
   *spits*
7. 2019-09-04 at 5:49 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   who is this red woman? is it a real girl
8. 2019-09-04 at 5:51 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No she’s a woman.
9. 2019-09-04 at 5:57 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   oh
   
   well that sorted that out
10. 2019-09-05 at 1:36 AM UTC

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    Box Wine Houston
    Lol, I was banned from pokemon as a kid and I still play it as an adult, probably because of that
11. 2019-09-05 at 1:45 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Red_Woman I "hate" Harry Potter tbh. But banning because "spells and curses"? That's bonkers.
    They do know is a fictional work, right? lol

    
    reading the books out loud might accidentally summon the demon that makes jk rowling drink
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
    • Red_Woman
12. 2019-09-05 at 1:50 AM UTC

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    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Harry Potter is retarded, anyone over the age of 10 who enjoys it is retarded.
13. 2019-09-05 at 2:09 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Harry Potter is retarded, anyone over the age of 10 who enjoys it is retarded.

    
    Kind of like if you still go to Star Trek meetings all dressed up like a faggot.
14. 2019-09-05 at 2:19 AM UTC

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    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun Kind of like if you still go to Star Trek meetings all dressed up like a faggot.

    
    I don't but nice fanfic tho.
15. 2019-09-05 at 2:28 AM UTC

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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    People, Harry Potter is just one step towards acclimatizing our children toward the occult. In 2055 they will open a portal to the fates of hell and children will think it is just a VR videogame. Oh well I will be die of Obama chemicals before then anyway.
16. 2019-09-05 at 2:31 AM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    a new dark age would be tbh fam
17. 2020-02-28 at 11:36 PM UTC

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    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by ORACLE People, Harry Potter is just one step towards acclimatizing our children toward the occult. In 2055 they will open a portal to the fates of hell and children will think it is just a VR videogame. Oh well I will be die of Obama chemicals before then anyway.

    
    Obama chemicals
18. 2020-02-29 at 7:31 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Corona virus = Harry Potter AIDS
    
    Prove me wrong.
19. 2020-02-29 at 8:10 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins its tennessee. this is the kind of shit that happens there normally. its the sort of mental retardation that afflicts pinko states such as NY and commifornia except in TN they have a few dozen fewer IQ points in addition to their assorted mental deficiencies.

    
    Wow, racist.
20. 2020-02-29 at 11:05 PM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    ^ this, but unironically. but also, i'm a racist.