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The concrete enema
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2016-07-23 at 6:44 PM UTCThe ultimate fetish.
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CASE REPORT[/FONT]A 20-year-old man presented to the emergency room complaining of rectal pain. A well-nourished, well-developed man without signs of intoxication was admitted in no apparent distress. Digital examination of the rectum revealed a stony hard mass. Abdominal plain films showed a vertically oriented, low-lying radiopaque object in the rectum. A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass. A blood alcohol level was negative. No other drug testing was performed. Upon further questioning, the patient said that approximately 4 hrs earlier he and his boyfriend had been "fooling around." After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45-degree angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care.
Under general anesthesia, the anus was dilated and two Foley catheters were inserted alongside the rectal mass to relieve suction. A concrete case of the rectum was delivered without incident. The rectal mucosa was intact with a hyperemic and edematous appearance.
The patient was kept overnight and discharged uneventfully the following morning. The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.
[FONT=Arial]A thin layer of feces coated the surface and crevices. Grooves in the mass were consistent with rectal mucosal folds. A layer of concrete was chipped off the upper part of the specimen and revealed a white plastic ping-pong ball. This corresponded to the radiolucency observed in the [/FONT]abdominal x-ray[FONT=Arial].[/FONT]
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2016-07-23 at 7:43 PM UTCThis is actually very interesting considering the human body can have an ass full of concrete and basically shit it out.
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2016-07-23 at 7:54 PM UTCBet your sweet ass that thing is now a fucking Holy Grail trophy among ass doctors. I'd put it on my shelve, too.
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2016-07-23 at 10:44 PM UTCRisiR, an ass doctor is a proctologist if you wanna know the correct term. Not trying to be a know it all or put you down, just wanted to share the information.
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2016-07-23 at 11:32 PM UTCHow did that stupid ass think that was going to end? Did he think he was just going to shit it out?
I would've had that motherfucker committed.RisiR, an ass doctor is a proctologist if you wanna know the correct term. Not trying to be a know it all or put you down, just wanted to share the information.
"Ass doctor" sounds funnier though
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2016-07-23 at 11:55 PM UTCI've had some weird stuff up my butt, but I don't get why anyone would wanna pour concrete up there.
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2016-07-24 at 12:44 AM UTCRelated.
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2016-07-24 at 12:20 PM UTCWhere did you see this? I was planning on posting it yesterday. For those too lazy to do a simple google, yes, it's real.
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2016-07-24 at 12:34 PM UTC
RisiR, an ass doctor is a proctologist if you wanna know the correct term. Not trying to be a know it all or put you down, just wanted to share the information.
Don't ever try to teach or tell me anything. You're officially retarded and I'm a genius. What the fuck is wrong with you? I fucking know what an ass doctor is you female Bill Krozby. -
2016-07-24 at 3:46 PM UTCthis is old news...it happened centuries ago. I don't remember where I read about it, but there were several other entertaining ones. - woman with a soda bottle jammed up her snatch. - some asiatic who stuffed a live large-caliber anti-aircraft shell up his shitter, allegedly to fix his prolapsed shit chute. - another asiatic who died when some sort of snake was jammed up there and tried to literally chew it's way out. - some spice chick who exploded at an airport checkpoint when the several pounds worth of narcotics stuffed into her lower digestive tract didn't agree with her bodily functions. - some dude that died after getting his lower abdomen used as a pocket pussy by a well endowed stallion. literally...a stallion.
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2016-07-24 at 3:49 PM UTC
Don't ever try to teach or tell me anything. You're officially retarded and I'm a genius. What the fuck is wrong with you? I fucking know what an ass doctor is you female Bill Krozby.
I've scraped things off the bottom of my shoe that had a higher IQ that you ever could.
of course you know what an ass doctor is...you see one every day for your yearly prostate exam. the one where he probes your prostate while he has both hands on your shoulders. -
2016-07-24 at 3:51 PM UTC
Where did you see this? I was planning on posting it yesterday. For those too lazy to do a simple google, yes, it's real.
/r9k/
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2016-07-24 at 3:58 PM UTCI'm actually ashamed I know what most of those are
mexican sugar dancing though? -
2016-07-24 at 4:12 PM UTCFuck... I don't know what Clopping is and yea, Mexican Sugar Dancing. Not today, though. I'll just play 2k today and not look up sick shit. aldra, I think it's your turn.
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2016-07-24 at 4:48 PM UTCclopping is my little pony porno, presumably because if a horse were jerking off it'd make a clop clop clop sound
trying to decide whether 'floor tiles' was added as a joke or is actually a thing -
2016-07-24 at 5:01 PM UTC
I'm actually ashamed I know what most of those are
mexican sugar dancing though?
From some facebook post "Mexican Sugar Dancing started on the deep web a couple years ago. People dig up corpses that haven't entirely rotted but mostly. Then they make puppets out of them and put on shows and people have sex with the corpses.
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2016-07-24 at 5:06 PM UTC
From some facebook post "Mexican Sugar Dancing started on the deep web a couple years ago. People dig up corpses that haven't entirely rotted but mostly. Then they make puppets out of them and put on shows and people have sex with the corpses.
LOL
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2016-07-24 at 8:44 PM UTCI can understand how most of these would be sexual in nature but Vore has always confused me.
That's like Jeff Dahmer cannibal tier stuff and a lot of people are into it. I remember my first Vore I saw on /b/ it was like a futanari cat girl getting swallowed by a giant frog and I just thought "what the fuck?"
