Ever hear of the band Gestapo Knallmuzik? What manner of German are these people speaking, where in greater Germany do they even speak this dialect? I imagine it's very close to the Western border because this is how German would sound if you took a Dutch person taught them nothing about the German language but told them to play it by ear.
This thread is already silly so lets run with it.
If you speak/read German. Look at this.
This doesn't even look like German. Yet i know exactly what they're saying. What sorcery is this
