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Just got out of jail, worst weekend of my life

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    So i was invited to my friends house saturday night, (west part of my city) im east and i invited some other friends from my side even though i knew they might not get on together but everyone was at a loose end anyway so thought id try something. Everything was cool but one of the people i invited got drunk as fuck and hit someones car outside i think he threw a bottle at it and dented this other guys car. Because it was my idea to bring these people together i felt obliged to go outside and try sort whatever the fuck just happened out, they started fighting and one thing led to another. Eventually when their respective bitches came outside it all calmed down and everyone was sitting back inside the house or the garden. Then as it fucking would happen the same guy who hit the car starts touching the other guys girlfriend and it all kicked off again so i really had no other option to call the police because everyone was getting involved, too many fucking drugs and too many drunk idiots so i thought fuck it i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare But i thought nah, forget it, yo homes to belair and basically yeah terrible situation i hated it jesus what a bad weekend fml
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Better you than me, chump. That's what you get for breaking the law.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by WellHung Better you than me, chump. That's what you get for breaking the law.

    but how am i break da laws?
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    Technologist victim of incest
    So how did you end up in jail? What were you charged with?
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    yeah lol, what about that story landed you in jail?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    h y d r o p o s t i n g
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    Originally posted by Lanny yeah lol, what about that story landed you in jail?

    Uncle Phil had enough of his shit.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I see you had to edit your post about 8 times to get it right. I bet you had to look up the lyrics
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    Nigger fuck you lol
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    reported to the ADL
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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I smell marijuana in this post. I'm callin da porice
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist So how did you end up in jail? What were you charged with?

    probably by being a hardcore faggit
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    Originally posted by Lanny reported to the ADL

    Stop. I already have the Jëw one to deal with.

    -_-
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    ITT: we learn Lanny can see everyone's edits
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL ITT: we learn Lanny can see everyone's edits

    she can see what your typing live aswell.

    everytime i types an betabet i can see my phone sending a few kbytes.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny she can see what your typing live aswell.

    everytime i types an betabet i can see my phone sending a few kbytes.

    Lanny is always at it.. gotta give the kid some credit.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Damn lanny, i really hurt you there you had to go THAT low?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny she can see what your typing live aswell.

    everytime i types an betabet i can see my phone sending a few kbytes.

    The kid is clever. I'll give him that.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I think it’s fair to say we can see lanny got trolled here and he wasn’t too happy about it
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Technologist So how did you end up in jail? What were you charged with?
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