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I like coffee better than meth

  1. #1
    The taste, smell, effect, making it, sipping it, chugging hot and cold. Coca cola, Rock star energy, Monster, any shitty energy drink really. JOLT cola was my favorite when I was 12 years old for video games.
    I drink a pot (12 cups) every day and I make it very strong, I think I'm poisoning myself but when I start sweating, tweeking out and my heart pounds away I just love it so much, its better than a meth high.

    Amphetamines create this rewarding feeling in my brain from dopamine and serotonin but coffee is all physical. I can't do anything without caffeine, with it I open 20 threads, play 3 different servers for the same game at once while listening to a podcast, smoking weed, shitposting, on tinychat and watching CNN.

    Bla bla bla bla bla I would write more but its late and I have no caffeine.. I Could buy some Pepsi or steal my moms doctor pepper or grape soda but nahhh fuck it I'll just drink water.

    Tomorrow I'm gonna make my strongest pot of coffee ever.
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    It's 7:30 AM where i'm at and i haven't slept yet, i could use an energy drink.
  3. #3
    Brew a pot nigga.


  4. #4
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Brew a pot nigga.


    Kinda going to a concert this evening so i don't really wanna' be all strung out before i get there.
  5. #5
    Coffee is shit, I don't drink it. I take caffeine straight, I need L-theanine to go with it ho. Always takes the jitters off
  6. #6
    One time I drank an energy drink and then at Denny's my friend said he had an extra coffee so I drank it and they started laughing and I'm like "what's so funny". They spiked my coffee with caffeine pills. I was 13 years old so I actually tripped pretty hard and didn't sleep.

    I played diablo 2 for 10 hours straight.
  7. #7
    One time I drank an energy drink and then at Denny's my friend said he had an extra coffee so I drank it and they started laughing and I'm like "what's so funny". They spiked my coffee with caffeine pills. I was 13 years old so I actually tripped pretty hard and didn't sleep.

    I played diablo 2 for 10 hours straight.

    Spike their coffee with loperamide.
  8. #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Spike their coffee with loperamide.

    Spike their coffee with pentobarbital.
  9. #9
    dude i made this thread a few months ago and everyone laffed at me
  10. #10
    A pot of hot coffee is also great to have in case someone breaks into your house you have hot liquid and a glass carafe.
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