2019-09-02 at 3:27 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I am transabled.
I always wanted to have a bad leg and now i do but now I also got a bad arm.
Being translatable means I complain about it and exaggerate it a lot in order to live my dream.
Every week I go to Goodwill I go look to see what kind of wheelchairs and ability aids they have.
I try the wheelchairs out and it takes me back to a happier time in a nursing home where I always got tons of people to entertain with my edgy sense of humor.
2019-09-02 at 3:31 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Bur for as long as I can remember I always liked pretending I had a limp when walking home from the school bus or going to get my mail.
Id just kinda keep my knee straight a bit and in time I developed a pimp walk which now thanks to real injuries has evolved into a really believable gimp walk.
I dont have to work out ever and no one tells me I should because they all just assume I can not do strenuous exercise without hurting myself.
The ladies love me because sometimes I tell them I am Iraqi war vet who was injured in the line of duty and now I am just over coming obstacles and praising god.
