A few years back I met my new neighbor a pretty cool guy that was going to UT and had an intershit over at the new medical arts hospital. We would drink and smoke and chill out and it came up about how I was going to Austin urology because I have a potential prostatitis problem that clench me up and stop me dead in my tracks due to the pain for a good few seconds. He joked around about how some muslim kid intern is going to be staring at my ass when I get the exam and we just laughed about it. He invited me to go to lake travis with some of his friends to take his dads boat out on the lake and just drink and get high and I was like yeah that sounds good bud.
Anyways everyone was really cool but there was one girl wearing a one piece swimsuit and she was trying to talk to her friend in private but her friend was really fucked up and too busy flirting with this one guy and eventually the girl in the one piece started freaking out and went to the side of the boat and hung her ass off of it and pulled her one piece from the side of her ass and starting having diarrhea into the lake while making moaning sounds, she eventually finished as we were all staring in down right amazement and horror and she sunk to the floor of the boat and started crying like crazy and her friend came up to her and was trying to console her while her swimsuit was was so stretched out from her pulling it to the side in such a haphazard quick way it was stretched out and exposing her pussy.. we immediately went back to my friends dads lake house and I took off and we never talked about it again.
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
lol some peoples kids
i once had a girl cry because she pinched a loaf on me while was on top of me while having sex.. i think she did on purpose.. but she still got really "upset"
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
i once had a girl cry because she pinched a loaf on me while was on top of me while having sex.. i think she did on purpose.. but she still got really "upset"
lol what a weird person she must have been. once this girl shit in my toilet a bunch and then it got clogged because my toilet is like 60 years old and she couldn't get it unclogged for like an hour so i was thinking she like got too high or something and couldn't find her way out of the bathroom then eventually she came out trying to act all coy and telling me she couldn't fix it and i was just like "lol shut the fuck up i dont care" and went in and fixed it in like 4 seconds
also i was hanging out by the river the other day with my friend peter and my bro and we were smoking weed or drinking beers and saw these deer walk into the river and then they all started shitting in the river lmao. they didn't cry tho
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
also i was hanging out by the river the other day with my friend peter and my bro and we were smoking weed or drinking beers and saw these deer walk into the river and then they all started shitting in the river lmao. they didn't cry tho
I bet a degenerate cat fish probably swallowed it all UP! and just kept swimming..
