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I was just bitten by a brown recluse spider...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, let's hope to avoid necrosis.👍
  2. #2
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Was it hiding under the toilet seat?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    glycerine
  4. #4
    I hope you shit blood and die
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by -Dumpster Slut- I hope you shit blood and die

    You're a real mean one, aren't you?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I had a Texas rat snake while I was sitting on two and a half crappers squiggle up my ass. I almost fucking died. Aye cabrone aye dios mio pendejo fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuickkkk!

    Ent up cooking it for that nights din din before woofy came to chomp on my nuts

    TALES FROM THE SHTHOLE!
  7. #7
    Technologist victim of incest
    Matt,
    If this is true, you of all people know you have to seek medical attention. Kid came in the ER with a huge crater in his skin just above his knee, from a brown recluse in southern Ohio. He was beginning to have difficulty breathing, he was admitted and died the next day. So uhhh, watch it closely.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're a real mean one, aren't you?

    Do you have a crush on me?
  9. #9
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    I was bit on the foot by a black widow .. it felt like a nibble and I looked down and I felt stomach pains after about 5-10 minutes.

    didn't know if it was the spider or me panicking. I took a nap and felt fine but the toe burns and had a reddish bullseye that turned black and the skin died.

    unlike other poisons that you can get used to, Black widow bites get worse each time. you get sicker. Or so they say

    as for snakes, I used to handle rattle snakes on a trail. I used to be afraid of them but found a backpack with water bottles makes a great shield. You let it bite the back pack a few times, it gets bored and slithers off.
  10. #10
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    RIP
  11. #11
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal RIP

    I'll steal your soul on the way out, Bitch!
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    pics or fake
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